Coming home today with a couple of essentials, one I fear may already be too late lol, I noticed on a gate to a local playing fields that hardly anyone used a notice from my local council.
In a roundabount way they are declaring to the public...
PUBLIC NOTOFIFICATION by ENFIELD COUNCIL
SECTION A - That we at the top tiers of ani council are over [paid shits that do feck all
SECTION B - That despite the fact no one has any money we will continue to insists that certain sections of the council will still get their funding. DO not worry it is only a small section of the council which is OUR WAGES?!?!
SECTION C - Therefore we, Enfield Council, intend to apply to US, err Enfield Council, for a licence to rent the public park, umm which we already do?! If we refuse ourselves SAID LICENSE their is an appeal available to us to put forward to ourselves.
SECTION D - The fact that we are applying for ANOTHER licence to ourselves as we OBVIOUSLY ALREADY have one to rent out the park a we do to the Enfield Car Pageant we have hidden the obvious form here in that the new licence will go on until very late and consist of loud music and despite the fact there are only lights in 1/8 of the park at one end near the Queen Elizabeth II Stadium.
SECTION E - As well as disguising this fact as much as we can we have also placed this notification on a tiny gate a shoulders width across that only one idiot with a Walking Stick ever uses and he will not likely see it?! So in case you live nearby or have a business that you feel that may be hindered by the loud noises late at night you can email us and you can guarantee we will take no fucking notice of it as this money will continue to pay our over inflated salaries!
Ooooooh OK the real one then, lol....
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