THE LOGISTICAL SIMPLETONS

Today was not a good day.

I may have mentioned that I planned to go bike riding today? Well I did not and I was reminded today that every single year I am reminded of why I cannot wait to get back on my bike.

Other than the fact that the weatehrmen were fecking wrong yet again as it was fecking cloudy when I got up I also realised I was out of yet another pill! I fecking knew there had been a mistake but concentrating and making sure I got to Guy's Hospital has screwed up evrything else.

But I looked at he Lloyd's Chemist card attached to my frudge door and looked at it and it sull said 21^st May 2014?! Not April, I thought as I checked, that is definitely May!

So I diteched the bike idea and had to get to Lloyd's Chemist and I pulled to card from the fridge and took it with me.

Once in there I stated someone made a mistake, after I had queued up of course, and they checked while I at down. They said I was not due one and it had not been picked up and I reiterated that they had made a mistake. The two pills I am not out of I take once a day and there ar4e odd times when I forget them. I pointed out that today was the 16^th and that the pills should have been ready a week ago!

They went away and came back again and said, “We just phoned your surgery and they said your not listed with them anymore!”

I replied “Eh? Ooooh wait a minute! Oh but hang on, your on about my old surgery?! That was bloody ages ago! You know this because there was a incident at the time and I told you what happened! They kicked me off the list with a false allegation of violent conduct which seems to be now happening to many more people! Also not only was that months ago now buy you also KNOW my new surgery because I have picked up repeat prescritoions from here before under my new GP!”

“You can't of done! They saiid and I replied that “Hang on a minute?! I registered with my new GP on the 4^th December 2013 and was kicked off old surgery was before that! I had used many pof these drugs for years and I they certainly did ntot fall out of ths sky onto my lap!”

While stating this I had walked around by the pharmacists counter and a blond woman was mentioning how this was all odd before I continued …

“But wait a minute?! You are the person I had this conversation with! I told you that Chase Farm Hospital LIED about an ultrasound result and you were shocked?!” obviously not enough to alter the details on the compter system quiye obviously and nor was it done under any of the prescriptions I had handed them previously, which begged the question are the making mistakes that can have serious consequences?!

After all while I was waiting a local guy came in with a box of pills he had gone all the way to Broxbourne for?! Lucky guy, must have a car, and he came in to let them know so they could tell others. Although I could tell by the tone of the “oooooh yeahhh thanks” that the pharmacist talking to him had no idea this was what he was doing and wondering why he would come in and tell him and must be some kind of nutter?!

Marvellous!

Now remember this is not the first screw up by Lloyd's Chemist. Nor is it the second and before you second guess no not the third or fourth either!!

I can tell you that this one branch has made this mistake around three times now and another branch in Enfield has also done this at least twice. I was also asked to smoke again and then go back and ask about quitting so the chemist gets the money again?! Yes I kid you not the same one I was in today! All this is listed on this blog and before dumb-arse reads this and wants to start shouting the odds like a demented pig, the recordings are here too.

I do wish I had recorded them today but this was a rae occasion I did not! I was tod they wold faz through for an emergency prescription and I said I would be in the GP Surgery later anyway I will remind them. I then mentioned that they will have to give me Pregablin soon and thats why I need to see the GP.

The woman said “No I have not got you down for Pregabalin” and I said, no the GP has not prescribed it yet, I am awaiting the letter from Guy's Hospital” and then she showed me a list of my drugs and said “Look, Pregabalin is not on here!”

UHHHH!!!

“No I explained this! :LOOK?! I had am appointment on Monday at Guy;s Hospital whereby I was proved correct and THREE DOZEN LYING HEALTH PROFESSIONALS were proved wrong over 13 years!”

I never want to do this but I can only be taken spoken to like a complete moron by complete morons so much!!

That was also not the last time I uttered that statement today!

Anyway I left, went and saw a mate for 30 minutes and then went to the GP Surgery. Unfortunately that one receptionist was on had who is a bit cocky and blunt and no one else.

I exlpained about the prescription problem “No you need to fill in a repeat prescritopn form!”

“No, no ..” I said “Lloyds have already spoken to someone on the phone!”

“Not to ME they haven't!” She replied which I can take means I dont give a fuck if someone else makes a mistake and mistakes are perfectly acceptable as long as its not me who makes them so your fucked!

“I don't care who they spoke to the fact os they did because they came of the phone while I was there...”funnily enough shaking their head in disbelief now that I think about it!

So now fucking pissed off by her I said to myself that I had better bite my lip and just do as asked and while doing it was told to be back by 6.30om to pick it up which was ALSO not part of the plan either as it was supposed to be faxed through!!

I asked about making the appointment and about the letters taking a week and she said she can't do ot but later said she could. She stated it takes ages, but said it in such a way that I was supposed to and should know this! I felt like saying “Well if you dont fucking know why are you eing sarcastic about me not knowing?!”

But I did explain that once upon a time, I always try to remind them of my age and that I am not 10 years old with some cloaked sarcasm, these things all took a week and these days everything is done so badly you just do not know anymore.

She said to phone up when the letter arrives. Umm... PROBLEM THERE! NOT PSYCHIC!!!

Do you see the logistocal nightames here?!

Basically you have cluless people that have not an ounce of common sense in jobs that involve simple logistics.

Not only had my plans to go out on my bike gone to total pot but it seemed so was my plans to go shopping for food and I have been trying all week to do this, eating bloody fast food instead! So much for the half dozen diets I have been told to stick to, yes its bloody easy! LOL!

So I went to WH Smiths to see if they had any new computer magazines and then remembered that a micro-fibre stylus I use a great deal on my Tegra Note Tablet PC had gone threadbare in just a few months?! This was one labelled Tek-Net I bought from Amazon and I advise anyone not to bother. I have literally had this a couple of months and my tablet was being, err, 'repaired' by the PC World DONTKNOWHOW TEAM for over week during that time to!

Also as some of you know I also use a smartphone as well as the HP Pavilion laptop I am currently typing this out on, so not on the Tablet exclusively and anyone that is and uses it a lot might find that the stylus will become bare in a matter of few weeks as opposed to my couple of months?

Did not find one in TK Maxx who sometimes have them and I decided I will go to a Fish & Chips Shop and eat there as I was not feeling exhausted and my feet were becoming mor e of an issue. Once inside I decided while eating that I could maybe grab a few things from the Tescos I was right next to before attending the surgery to pick up the prescription.

On entering Tescos there was the wife of a friend with, a daughter I think, talking to her brother in law, Jim, who I also know. I joked about them standing in the 'bloody way!' wjhile smiling and they all said “HELLO, Martin”

I grabbed some Red Leicester and decided anything else would not be a good idea.

I retrieved the prescription from the lady who had now changed her tune. After speaking to me as if I was lying about the issue with Lloyd's Chemist she said in a much nicer and lighter tone “Oh yes, you were right, Lloyd's Chemist DID fax throuugh sn emergency prescription.” and I just smiled and said “Oh, right” and left. I had decided to head straight home as benturing off a direct line no seemed to be a really bad idea. But as I walked due north the Lloyds Chemist was just a little to the left, I told myself, so I wandered over to tget this bloody fiasco out the way so I just do not have another chore that spills over to the next day as it always seems to be the case.

I wandered in with my EMERGENCY PRESCRIPTION now in more pain and beginning to get very hot and there was a bloody long queue going right to the foor and I thought “I am not fecking having this, I am not queuing up for the third time and a fucking long queue only to sign a prescription and then go around and queue up yet again to give them the fucking prescription!!”

As seems to be the rather bizarre method in Lloyd's Chemist!

So I walked up the side to ask for a pen and while I was fightingh to stand still and breathing heavily while wiping my forehead I was signing the prescrition before I heard a woman member of staff state to the guy at the front of the queue who she must have known about pushing to the front of the queue?!

For an emergency prescription they fucked up?!?!

So I walked back around, saw the queue was still by the front door and left!

I then walked along Lancaster Road feeling like I was going to pass out to get to yet another Lloyd's Chemist and when I got there it was fecking closed!

I had decided upon the walk there I had just about had enough of there stupid incompetent mistakes while fraudulent attitude towards the NHS Prescription bill which only fucks it up for patients anyway, my NEW GP wont provide cessation medication more than three months despite the NHS stating you can get it indefinately and I STILL USE IT today and have had to buy it ever since December 2013.

So as well as the deliberate misinformation regarding the existence of NHS Departments and the lies about the existence of drugs which is fucking incompetent Mr Commenter because it easy to record with smartphones and the facts all readily available on the NHS website which contradicts the lies they get NHS GP's to state!

And THAT is still not rocket science!! Lmao!

So after deciding to not go out and spend my time correcting the mistakes of people that all act and talk like they belong to the top 1%, no not 2% (joke there), of Great Britiain they fuck me about all day and then give out snide comments as your propping yourself up on a metal shelving system trying not to pass out and blowing your gasket before you do so?!?!

LMAO!

No I do not have the medication, one of which I ran out of a few days ago and kept forgetting, oooh thats why I have been feeling sick, Martin you dumb-arse!!

One bloody trip for one bloody day and its taken me four bloody days to try and get thing back to normal and the usual routine to no bloody avail!

Saints preserve us!

Lol!!

I simply MUST get my bloody bike out!!

I hate this time of year because I walys wake up knackered and I am averse to getting the bike out because its awkward to get it in and out of its home! My current home is completely bad for me for a whole manner of reasons, even my landlord knows this now.

But its only a matter of months now before I am somewhere else and even this my landlord knows as he thinks I will now have enough money at some point to buy house?! I wish I shared his enthusiasm and I said he was j8umping the gun a bit. Yes it will happen but its a bit early to talk about anything like that! Well I say that but many things have occurred earlier than I expected them too.

But then this is because now that many things are out those people in my private life that know me now fully expect two things to happen …

1. The DWP are not only going to award me DLA (PIPS) but have to backdate it all and that is many thousands of pounds, not enough to buy a house though. Not near London at any rate!
2. The PHSO well decide that the NHS or PCTs will have to give me £500,000!
3. The commenter will not lilke these two points not want bit and will be bouncing of the walls with rage and jealousy if I am correct about his identity! LMAO!!
4. He also will not like the fact that in just a few months time I will tip over 200,000 people and at some point and some months later a 50,000 per month will be reached which will cause it to be a great deal easier to publish my books as this blog and its recorded evidence backs up what I say!!

Now these are of course just a few issues and I have not gone into the advertising side of it because I still do not know, in spite of that nice lady representing Groupon telling me what she thought, for sure how many I need for how much money.

This also does not matter right now as I am not allowing any advertising on here, and when I do it will not be that much anyway, until late summer. If at all!

Now some smart arses out there may have realised or have a very good idea as to why this is. But I will not explain that until the middle of August when my very first blog is two years old. To give you a clue its so I a, able to turn arund and say something when the time comes that I can continue saying and this one thing will compund all that I have said about everyone.

I do find it funny that a certtain someone may have just popped up on the radar to attack and abuse and thnk himself all clever and smart only to not only had been ripped to shreds but also to have had this performed so badly that he may then be nosey enough to read the up to date posts and realise that not only did he feck up but did so right on top of it become obvious that …

...THIS IS MY SHIT ARSE WIPE!!

Also that all the things he wanted to achieve in an unrealised and completely unrealsitic time frame is now about to be achieved by me while he still searches around in the dirt for scraps?!

We had this business meeting down in Somerset and we was invited to stay at this country house. I said that I might know them and he scoffed and said I was being cocky I cant know everyone. I told him when I got there I did not know them. However I cannot recall if it was that night or the next morning we were drinking coffee in the living room and I suddenly realised who he was and said “Your Rainbow Rock?!” and sirprised he said “oh yes, you know us then?

I used to purchase things form them and so did my father as did other people I know. I described the beat up old Sherpa like van and the humongous scales they dragged around with them. Becuase they sold rocks for aquariums and also sold different types of bogwood. Yes I did know them though they probably met my father and knew him better than I.

There was a business meeting in the kitchen the next day and the chap decided not to be so heavily involved. His son took over the riegns but his wife has started a dog grooming business and was heavily into that. The muppet I was supposed to be going into business with wanted him to do things whereby this guy would be making pennies. However the son was doing rather well wiuth what he was doing and they each had big houses as a result of this. But my partner to be did not like that and despite the son using the exact words “sorry I am not interested in pennies” this pratt who thinks he understands business despite having bugger all turns to him and gets frustrated and angry and says “Well I do not understand that attitude, its the WRONG attitude to have in business!” and I sat at a table not quite believing he had just said that!

Within mere moments the son made some excuses to get back to work. The father was embarrassed, who was talking about doing things only because he like the fact I could quote loads of latin names of aniumals of his native south Africa, turned and said to this moron “Don't worry I will TALK to him.”

Three weeks I spent up at the house and no phonecalls came and nor did I expect them too!

I found it astounding that not only was it expected that this guy making more money was expetcted to drop making the big pounds and start making pennies because thats where my guy was at?!

If you start breeding chickens in your backyard and can produce even a thousand a weel you do not go to Kentucky Fried Chicken's HQ and tell them to stop buying 100,000 per week to buy your 1,000?! Hmm bad analogy and I am tired, let me think …

You do not have a go at a Watch Shop owner for not dropping Omega so he can buy your Swatches!!

I had not even spent a single night up at this guys house which was only for three days but he begged me to stay three weeks, and alarm bells were already going off!

In fact he actually moaned at me for hourse because I did not defend him while he was moaning to this guy?!

By the time I had returned here it was so bloody clear, in fact I was decided after a week I was pulling out of this and it would go nowhere, or he would go nowhere. In fact just to give you a contrast to the statements he makes I will tell you one thing he stated to me which completely contradicted everything he ever said to me about my life …

QUOTE: “When I am in Thailand I feel relaxed but as soon as I get off a plane and back in the UK I get a headache and by back and shoulders tense up and I hate it!”

There is only one reason that someone says something like that...MONEY AND BILLS!

Everyone has a certain way of speaking, even on the Internet but a great many around the world are too fecking stupid to realise it. I cam a;lways tell certain types of people and can even tell where they are in the world as far as country is concerned.

I have been expecting and kinda dreading my radar to go off in a big way. Despite what everyone stated to me previously a few years back I always knew the radar would go off.

The trouble many people have is they want to be so right about things but have not the ability or take the time to do there research. The open their cakeholes in an authoritarian like manner and it come pouring out before it is first analysed.

Now I d not do that and it may appear that I do but that is because I can work things out very quickly and that is only because I see and hear things many times and I recognise the patterns. This makes others angry, it seems, but only out of envy. However they are not analysing this either and not obothering to read enough on here.

I will explain...VERY BRIEFLY

I did state that I suspected there was a reason that I can do what I do!

I stated this several times and then I went and proved it!

Which reminds me this was something else I was meant to ask that Doctor about and forgot but now that I think about it I went from being treated as your average patient to be spoken to like a fellow professional. It could be that he recognised this, or just thought I was bright.

I mean if your on the cutting edge pf any medical condition your going to read a great deal of papers published by others. AS he stated himself he does not buy into certain things others say but does others.

Remember the man is a specialist Doctor, not a specialist. Specialists do not always have Dr, before their names. He is NOT a GP either and nor is he speaking about other GP's opinions but that of specialist Doctors!

IS Mr Nosey Parker Commenter follwing this?! Lol! Does he know realise what a bloody idiot he is for disagreeing with me?!

Well knowing him he probably does not and is sulking and beating up his girlfriend out of rage no doubt?! I certainly hope not as I am joking here but he was aggressive and violent, well he 'said' a lot of stuff and even threatened me, yes me, but I just laughed when he did. Perosnally I think it was all hot air and bull and these types of people think everyone else is the same and probably thought I was talking bull!

Umm no! Sorry to disappoint you yet again sunshine in fact I would go away and not read anything else because if you Do find where I have written about you your not going to like the facts I pointed out!! Oh no!

Hiding behind false names is not going to help you as I will just publish your fall name, I just MAY!!

Oh yes and I do mean what I said. Oh I mean everything I say on here otherwise what would be the point?!

Oooooooh! Something else you never thought about, sunshine!!

Now I am going to make you realise a few facts that you just did not really consider, the person you think or thought I was?! UH-UH! Sorry son!

Also I do not see the bloody point on doing absolutely ANYTHING unless there is something worthwhile and positive to come from it! That is not NEGATIVE but POSISTVE, Mr Einstein who cannot even tell when his mate of completely bonkers and then spends months convincing a normal one he is off his rocker!

DUMB-ARSE!! What you thought I had is one condition and its the one condition that as well as cause the things you were on about but also cayuses the things you were convinced does not exist!!

LMFAO!!

No you see what I was hoping it was him in a way! Also why I was lauging that if it was him he could not have picked a worse time for himself to get up to his old tricks than now.

Mate, you might as well paint a sign on your head!

I leep bursting out laughing at times to know such a bloody oddball might just turn up here, always thought it was merely a matter of time, and then find out he was so completely wrong about everything! So funny.

I have also been wondering how he took to shocking news that it was his very tiny band of friends that warned me about him?! I can imagine his chin hitting the keyboard of his Apple Laptop so hard he manages to hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete all at the same time?!

Oh no, wat? I forgot. Its a bloody Apple! Lol”

I can imagine now getting an email at some point demanding to know which ones?! Do not bother … ALL OF THEM!!! LOL!

Actually I did wonder if he knew there was something not right with himself because for the last two weeks he must have asked me between two and six times every single day if I was still going to go into business with him.

The odd thing is that the plan was the I live in the house and run the business in the UK on my own and despite the fact he was becoming an headache I did think that as long as he eventually fecked off and I could work alone I would be fine …

But then he started going on about me moving to Thailand with him, telling me that all my mecial symptoms would all disappear if I went, he guaranteed it.

Of course I had more than a dozen brain cells working as a team! It was not a good idea to disagree and best thingto do was nod and go “Yeah, right!”

I would never, NEVER put myself in a situation like that ever again! EVER!

If he got up to his old tricks again, you will have to seek them out on here for tll the dirt, then I will either kick his fecking arse if I ever saw it again or get him locked up if I could not personally get my hands on him!

Yup, believe me despite all the odd people I have known and even the ones that unfairly want to accuse me of things without telling me what they are I would not wish this particular arse-wipe on anyone! Not even the devil himself!

Maybe he thought he was going to be locked up in a paded cell next to his mate and why he fled to Thailand? Who knows, it certainly would not have surprised me in the least.

Oh incidentally if this kinda rings a bit close to home with someone that you met, well technically what is going on is, and was, illegal and it comes under stalking. Many at this point would advise you to go to the Police but they are lazy and incompetent as doing a seacrh using the words 'Police' and 'Evidence' or toethers like searching for Police reports phone calls or any others on here and you will both hear and see for yourself.

There are organisations to deal with persistent people making your life a misery or just being disruptive and if you do a Google Search for Stalker Assocations you can fine them and get into contact with them for advice.

I would not recommend the Citizen's Advice Bureau under ANY circumstances unless English is not your first language and only then they only fill out forms.

I also would not advise going to the Community Legal Action people as it is nothing of the kind because if you have a gripe that involves a public body they will then lie to you, especially one called Claire Prince. Likely because they are government funded I guess. Makes you wonder about the rest of them?!