Tuesday, 19 January 2016
THE UGLIES FOREVER REARING THEIR HEADS
Sunday, 8 March 2015
WARM IS THE FIRST DAY OF BUTTERFLIES
Saturday, 28 June 2014
THE LONGEST NIGHTS
Monday, 19 May 2014
THE REIGNING IN OF HORSES
No for once I did not wake up late and have not just got up as I fell asleep at a normal time last night which is a rarity of late. No its not because I have some new fandangeld toy to occupy myself with though I do seriously need a couple. Though you will get a surprise on that front about 3 weeks from now!
No today I decided to get out on the bike and make a very late start on my British Wildlife blog! However as seems to be the norm for this time of year I could not find anything. Took an absolute age before I did get it all together and finally leave the house! Drives me insane that does I tell you.
Only I got a few hundred yards and thought I had forgotten my nicotine gum. I checked and I had them but then I gopt about e mile and felt a twinge of heartburn and realised I had forgotten my Rennie! Checked and not, I have two fecking trays of Nicotine Gum but no Rennie, DUMB-ARSE!
It was a bit windy too and was blowing straight at me from an easterly direction. Now I very nearly decieded that this would be too much and go somewhere else. But I got annoyted with myself and pushed on with the original plan of Lea Valley Park. To get there I have to go past two sites that I regularly visit. Before long I suddenly noticed I had an ouyt of the ordinary pain in my chest. Very much like a very mild form of Costochondrytis (Chest Wall Pain), which made me panic a little as that is one shit thing to endure. It was also akin to, unless this is just me, when you were at school and they make you run in very cold waether and whe your breathing hard afterwards if hurts your chect breathing in.
Only I do not get that, it is not cold today and quite the opposite in fact and I had not done anything to warrant the need for breathing heavily, though I was at times.
I nearly did not reach the very first site which is only one third of the way to where I was going. So I stopped there and decided tha was it and no further but would have to take a breather and calm down whatever was going on. I managed to get a photo and film of my first Blue Butterflies of the year here but no Bee Orchids nor Pyramidal Orchids, though luckily despite it being May and often getting photographs in April they have not emerged yet. So I have not missed them.
The heartburn was now beginning to become a problem too ad suddenly even the otherwise short distance home might become a real problem! So I decided to walk about with the bike on the Marsh I was on in the hope of getting at least a few photos for the blogs and film for the YouTube account.
Despie the walking sometimes having a lessening effect on these ailments this was not happening at the time and I felt a familiar pang! I kicked out the stand om my Mountain Bike and tossed off both my camera sling pack and my quick release should camera holster oto the floor. I walked forwad a few paces before dropping to my knees on the left side of the low cut section of grass.
I was going to vomit and I know the feeling only too well.
However this time it was a bit different from the norm. It was taking its time and this being one of the things I hate when I am out and people I used to know that witnessed me doing this used to get a shock out how violent it can be. This was taking its sweet time and due to the embarrassment I feel everytime I go out, because more morons would think I was drunk or just find it amusing and point, I kept looking round. Luckily I was in a spot where you very rarely see anyone despite bing very close to a very undesirable neighbourhood!
After awhile though BOOM off it went but after to ... err volumes of it it suddenly stopped and I was staring at the grass thinking 'EH?!'. Then I thought 'NO! Wait for it!!' but it never came? 'What gives?@ I thought as I would normally heave around a dozen times or more and even when everything is out it simply refuses to stop. In the end your thinking 'Please STOP! There is nothing more for fuck sake!!'
This was not one of those times and this has not happened before I have to admit. I I hobbled about in a figure of eight for ten minutes thinking it was going to lure me into a false sense of security until I was half way home in front of dozens of people and strike again?!
Then aftre awhile I decided to get on the bike and make for home 'Mate's shop?' No, home! 'But you do have a bit of shopping still to get?' No, FECKING HOME!!
So yeah, I am currently glad tyo be home! Especially as I stopped on the way back at one of those way over expensive corner like shops only to find he has no Rennie but does have packets of Gaviscone for nearly £5.00 each?" Yes I think I am going to have to have a chat about that too with my new GP, as I am normally given liquid but Gaviscone tablets I could take out with me without adding a bunch of weight would be far better. Plus I fecking hate Rennie and that was how I found out I had a Hiatus Hernia in the first place because I was taking so many I felt ill and hated the taste, lol. But if it gets rid of bad heartburn you have to do it.
Yup glad to be back indoors. I may go out and the bike is out but whether this will be on the bike or not I do not know. It will not be far and likely mates shop of there is any time and then Sainsburys.
Mental side of brain goes at a thousand miles an hour whilke the physical sider of brain and body quite simply does not.
:)
Wednesday, 12 March 2014
THE TIRING CYCLING CONUNDRUM
Wednesday, 26 February 2014
THE RETURN OF MY MOUNTAIN BIKE
- Never got my solar panels so god knows what happened to them.
Tuesday, 26 November 2013
YOUTUBE AND BLOGGER QUANDARIES
Wednesday, 20 November 2013
THE MUSIC OF A DOZEN DEATHS
Are they for real?!
Cyclists start dying on the roads of London and they come up with the banking of headphones?!
I have never worn headphones while cycling despite living on the very outskirts of London. It would be completely stupid to do that while cycling. I have also NEVER witnessed anyone else cycling with headphones on...EVER!
So where in the world did this come from? Are they trying to tell me that still these cyclists were in the heart of London's traffic listening to their headphones?! I very much doubt it.
More likely they had headphones in bags or pockets and someone thought they would blame the accidents on them?
I just do not get it. I have just never seen anyone do anything this naive nor have I heard of any cyclist friends ever day they have seen anyone do this!
Just because headphones are there does not mean they were wearing them! Of and of course they should be banned from wearing them too.
After cyclists' deaths, TfL moves headphones ban a step closer - http://pulse.me/s/Cp5Ss
Friday, 16 August 2013
ATTITUDES OF SIMPLETONS
Monday, 8 July 2013
THERE IS NO NEWS LIKE WHEN THERE IS MURRAY NEWS
My word. Yes it is great that British tennis player had finally won Wimbledon after 77 years but it had give a bit bad in the media.
Flicking through my BBC NEWS 24 app there were no less than FIVE articles dedicated to Andy Murray and his winning of the Wimbledon title!
There was a train in Canada loaded with oil that was a runaway and exploded killing many people and destroying a large part of the town! It was described as a war zone by officials and this got one article about it?! I was quite interested to find out why I could hear an Arab voice on the film if an exploding train in Canada?! Maybe innocent, and if course but Arab, but it makes you think and us more human and excusable than some...other human behaviours, lol.
How many times do you need to be told someone won a tennis match?!
I spent years watching and hoping Tim Henman would win so I am overjoyed. But I have listened to many people in shops hoping he would not win because he had previously stated that he did not like the English?! Now I was not aware of this and to be honest a statement like that I could quite easily and happily pull to pieces in the must embarrassing manner...but I won't.
I am just hoping that this possession and madness with the media does not continue for days when there are bigger things going on in the world right now. It makes people look like they do not care as pride and gamesmanship become all important and eclipse all else. A little bit us and them. Polars Bears and Huskey Dogs anyone to explain the mindless behaviour if the hordes? Say what you like but with the people that should know better that IS what it IS. LOL!
Funny is it not though that he won Olympic gold last year asking with another grand slam. Finalist last year and wind title this year? Asking with the Tour de France getting its first British winner ever with Bradley Wiggins and right at this moment us being led by yet ANOTHER British cyclist Chris Froome?
What perfect timing all these sportsmen have chosen to win things to lift their country?! Hat's off you them! We had the England Cricket team do....something or other, lol, which embarrassingly only leaves the one sport I site any sign on interest in at all?!
Football!
Well at least my own football club is showing signs of emerging from the doldrums despite their brief but putting on if a worldwide showcase in the Champions League up to quarter finals, hmm or was it the semi finals?! Lol.
Nope just leaves the English football team winning something now?! Mind you I would happily accept the Scotland yeah winning something! As long as the players do not come out with anything brain dead about English people, lol.
Or maybe they are right?!
After all there had to be a reason that we keep getting kicked in the teeth and carry on taking it?!
I am more inclined to think that when they state this they refer to the British government but not too good at getting their point across, lol.
Mind you whichever is true it makes David Cameron, down there cheering him on, look like a complete fecking idiot! Unless he was born in Scotland of course?!
Lol.
Thursday, 25 April 2013
THE SHOES...THEY SPEAK?!
This is mainly because I was coming home from Sainsbury when my Regatta shoe on my right foot felt all flappy and I looked down and realised they had started to SPEAK!
Unfortunately the only other pair of shoes I have are these flat soled Karrimor which are not good for walking in but have had them 3 years and use them primarily for cycling and even then I should not use them.
So there I was in Sports Direct looking at the specific running shoes with high arches and I had a pair of Nike Air AVORD 10 in my hands which were £35. Just ast I had done the year before and the year before that...well for quite some years now I think about it I was looking at the gel soles of the Asics at around £100 with envy. I even stated to the sales girl that I would be back to buy them in a few weeks time.
I said that last year too!
I thought maybe this year would be different though and not just for the shoes I should be buying but also so that any purchases I make from the cash I should already well be making from my blogs goes towards things that also ADD CONTENT to my blogs and YouTube account. Spend money to make money seems to mean spend money and work for free to big American companies and no longer limited to sweat shops in Asia either.
Still they cannot manufacture figures forever or it will be grossly obvious even to the most stubbornly naive people. A total 0f 17,000 visitors and a rise of 1,500 per week and rising will soon be 25,000 and a rise of 2,000 per week. A month after that, which is a months time, we could be looking at 40,000 and 3,000 per week rise. Then 60,000 and 5,000 per week...well you get the idea.
My current balance states £4.90 so can I expect my first £60 payment in the Autumn or Winter when there are 250,000 to 500,000 while rising at 10,000 per week or more?! LOL.
Currently and even though physios have often told me to spend over £100 on trainers as if money was confetti, I baulk when I see £40, I have not even received enough money to pay for the laces of the Nike I just purchased.. LMAO.
Really what I should be doing is using the Nike as my cycling trainers and buy the Asics for when I am on foot?! This way it should stop me having to buy trainers or shoes every 5 or 6 months?! Also the PROPER and more expensive trainers bought specifically for the walking problem do not get destroyed by constantly being used for cycling!
As well as this I have now seen and ordered a pair of Continental Vapor Tyres for my bike as the old tyres really ned replacing as the rubber is splitting with age and I have had two punctures in as many weeks. I do not get punctures in as many years previous to this lol.
If there IS another and eventually successful attempt at stopping my benefits then I will need the tyres on my bike to be tip top condition too! Now normally the Vapor tyres I would expect to pay about £40 to £50 for them and indeed the last tyres I bought for a bike were Schwalbe Racing Ralphs and these cost me £80 a pair?! SO the fact that including a charge for postage I saw the Continental Vapor at £26 for the pair and with me racing around trying to get photos and videos for these blogs and my YouTube account I thought I had better do it.
After all fixing punctures is bloody painful and therefore bloody frutrating for me, lol.
Saturday, 30 March 2013
ALL IN THE PLANNING PART ELEVENTY
...I DID think they would all be done and that the games still had a bit to go if I am honest!! LOL.
The fact that BOTH these games are up and running considering the size of the downloads and yet YouTube has not received a few videos is downright shocking and highly suspect. Hmm not for the reasons you might think that I am insinuating towards, lol.
Yes so at SOME POINT today I should get the videos up and linked in as well as the audio off my not so smart phone and uploaded to my, or ONE of my, Cloud Storage and those linked in here?!
FINGERS CROSSED, LMAO?!
You see the way I see use of these things is really quite simple...
1) You have various webpages within different environments
2) Blogs and Video on a Blog Client or Video Client, in my case both GOOGLE
3) The more content you add the more people you will attract
4) The more GOOD CONTENT and SMARTER you sound then even more people you attract
5) The MORE SUBJECT MATTERS you can cover THE PEOPLE YOU ATTRACT grows exponentially so two subjects then TWICE the people, give or take depending on the popularity of the subject matter.
6) On each webpages you have TAGS. TAGS were TAGS for a long time and the same as Hash Tags in Twitter '#' in that they label things (err orr Tagged then?! lol) for discovery by a search engine. So Google, Bing, AltaVista (if still around), AVG, Mozilla, Yahoo, Jeeves or any others. Google did not invent it you know?! LOL!
7) Now here is the CHERRY ON THE BAKEWELL TART AS...
a) The more specific tags or terms you can think of the more likely you are to get to the people who SPECIFICALLY want to see what you are showing!
b) The more SCIENTIFIC you can be then the more similar minded people you can attract to so use of LATIN is paramount....if I can remember the Latin names and terms that is, lmao!
8) The more you keep a camera with you and the longer it goes that you keep adding content on the more chance there is that something you capture can go...viral.
9) I had around 16 subjects dear to me that I could cover and so far I had started up 12, starting last August to September, and about to start up another one in the coming weeks.
10) As I do not have 6 years worth of cash for 6 years of work this would mean that the money will continue to grow for 6 years without any further input from me?! Only explainable theory I can come up with at the present time.
Now before I make a series of announcements I do prefer to lay a few things out for a couple of months, groundwork you could think of it as, before I do it.
So therefore before i can explain a How To or a How NOT To or anything that is fundamentally wrong with anything you might WANT TO DO or possibly ARE DOING I need people to just get a little familar with a few things first.
A brief and easy few pointers of how you can figure out what is wrong with any figures or statements when i make them. Think of it like a plant window box. You can grow plants in a window box by simply watering them enough that they live and grow BUT...
They grow faster and BETTER IF...
1) You give them the CORRECT amount of water... (higher than normal frequency of additional content)
2) You provide them with the CORRECT amount of light... (pictures and videos)
3) You provide them with the CORRECT temperature... (popular subjects)
3) You throw into the mix the right amount of ingredients or feed (think of this as the TAGS)
I think if you breeze about my other blogs you will see that my knowledge is not limited to Corruption and outwitting half-witted people but also...
1) Orchids (well there's a surprise I hear you think)
2) Computers (oooh now not looking good for my canon fodder, lol)
3) Astronomy (another highly popular subject)
4) Reptiles, Amphibians & Fish (now you can see where the LATIN comes in)
5) Wing Chun Kung Fu (now you know I can KICK-ARSE)
6) Pink Floyd & Music (ooh another highly popular subject)
7) Comic Book Movies and FILMS (ooh another HIGHLY POPULAR SUBJECT)
8) British Wildlife (yes OK not STRICTLY GLOBAL but still highly popular)
9) Doctor Who (well need I say anything regarding this, I am am Madman with a Laptop after all?! LMAO)
Ooh there is another and I cannot look to see as I have this text editor window open...
...yes OK I could open another but I cannot be bothered, lol.
The BLOG I plan on starting is Japanese Maple Trees or Acer palmatums, japonicumsm shirasawanum and negundo.
I will probably also start up a Mountain Biking Blog too shortly after the Japanese Maple one which will run through the summer.
Though this largely depends on quite how the Blogger and YouTube works behind the scenes otherwise the Mountain Bike one might not happen this year, lol. Well not unless someone ELSE comes along to lend a genuinely helping hand and saves the day, or MY DAY?! LMAO!
Maybe this whole thing is just a Social experiment for me to find out f the world, or at least the United Kingdom, is only populated by selfish and amoral people these days?! Maybe i'm just curious to see so set about with the most dastardly and intricate plan that would make a spiders-web look like it was manufactured by small children and plastic knitting needles?! Yes I am capable of such a thing!
The truth of the matter is that it is ALL of the above and then some!! LMAO!
Well I did refer to it as more intricate than a WEB!!
Before I can teach ... I have to TEACH!! LMAO!
Tuesday, 26 March 2013
I'M SO DIZZY MY HEAD IS SPINNNING!!
I had a friend arrive today and I opened the door quickly and I spun around and bent over to do something and then came up at an acute angle and as I did my head SPAN like a top and I nearly went OVER and dropped to the ground!
Was the same chap that too me to A&E last Friday. He asked me how the funeral went for our friend and I then had to explain that I could not go due to these dizzy spells. Though I did state and will do so here that to refer to them as 'dizzy spells' does not really do them justice and is an understatement!
I had planned on going out to have a chat with the Dentist and book that appointment with the Doctor and maybe just handing in my prescription for the anti dizziness pills, Prochlorperazine 5mg, so that I get some more but no I feel like I am going to be sick at any point and has been like this for an hour so do not want to go out at all?!
Catch 22 if EVER there was one!
Now wondering if I should take a second pill so that I have taken 10mg n the hope that would help enough to go out and hand in this prescription?!
I did do some research on the advertising to nail down a few facts, which I should have done some time ago and spurred into action by the patronizing hired help on that Google AdSense forum. Seems I was right and I have listed a load of details down to keep an eye on and see how it all turns out.
Right I get too embarrassed at going out when I think I am going to vomit for sure. I always have this fear every time I go out and it is a real possibility and happens fairly often. If I g somewhere where a lavatory s nearby and NOT a public one then this is great.
Anyone that thinks there is not a problem with going out when you have this vomiting problem well all I can say is that each time you go into a public lavatory and for the next year then get down on your KNEES in each one?!
Then after a year then think that I would have done that, that many times in the course or two to four weeks?!
Another one is travel across London say about 10 miles with NO CAR and do that without standing still?!
Or try carrying an Umbrella, Walking Stick AND shopping?! LOL.
Then imagine while doing all this you have bolts of pain in your foot arches, sore stone like pain in your left foot, stinging and/or aching in your groin and sharp or intense pain in your back, shoulder and neck?! Oh and the painful clicking i your heels when descending stairs too! LOL. In summer pain in knees when on foot caused by use of a mountain bike.
Go one I dare you?!?!?!
LMFAO!!




