THE EXTRACTION TAPES

Well as ever here is yet another recording and this time of me having my tooth out, lmao!

It was done in the hope of a conversation and he did kind of wrongly correct me over something. Well I got the conversation and some admissions and along with that a very big clue to something.

Now to this clue you need to note WHAT was said just prior to the tooth being removed and then just AFTER the tooth being removed!

That will be alkl I shall say on this matter and it is down the the reader and listeners to make up their minds for themselves.

I do sincerely hope that I have done enough in the last ten months or so to show people how to spot things better ad to read between the lines. The goal of this is to hope that people see more of the wood and less of the trees?! ;)

http://www.wuala.com/allnights/Evidence/Evidence%20MP3/Tooth%20OUT.mp3/

Oh and YES from the grinding caused by the NHS and the inaction and INCOMPETENCE in the first place I now have lost my second tooth!!

Oddly that is now the TENTH tooth that the NHS had removed and 90% of them perfectly OK?!

Go figure that and come up with a good explanation?!?!

LMAO

KITE FLIGHT TO VENUS

Well what a strange day.

I had to go and retrieve a prescription from my dentist and while there he asked which tooth it was.

Now I reminded him that it was next to the tooth he had previously removed and that because I did not flinch he said he would send me to the orthodontist.

He stopped me to correct new and said no he did not he sent me for...and I interrupted him for interrupting me and said yes obviously because I had an under bite. He then said yes but one statement does not follow the other.

At that point I thought I am not getting into this but could have embarrassed him extremely easily because one statement following the other is exactly how it occurred.

You did not flinch!! Hour getting tooth out that broke in two and you hardly moved.

Look you have an under bite that roll cause you problems and pain when your older, I can send you for free work to Chase Farm Hospital for treatment, students blah, blah, blah!

That is one statement following the other!!

But I was very high and had warned them. Due to yesterday and the amount if pain I had I decided that this morning I would take two Gabapentin, 200mg, and two Tramadol, 100mg.

I had the easiest walk I have had in over 12 years! Albeit high as a kite and still am  lol. Also I used to not take the tramadol until later in the day going that it might esse the effect of the gabapentin but did not think it had.

Do I was probably taking less tramadol than I normally did. Oddly I have had several drinks throughout the day and this time it was immediate throbbing but the combination of the two drugs seemed to be working on the tooth pain.

This really surprised me but I could very well be wrong. Even the Dentist got confused st how this was acting up and said i did not need antibiotics because I did not have an infection and I asked well how come the metranidazole work then? He said "well how do you know I have not given them to you?!" I said "well I have already stated on the phone that I had just finished a course s few days do and the pain had returned done the course ended!"

The receptionist, who could be his wife as I know she works at the practice looked sideways at him then at me and rolled her eyes and I smiled.

I do like him and he is a nice enough chap but today he really thought very highly of himself and obviously thought the fact her was a Dentist makes him more intelligent than his patients in all subjects but just Dentistry, lol.

I normally react to statements like his which is why just about every office and a few private companies across the UK walk around on eggshells when they gest my name our see my face.

Today I was NOT in the mood to turn around and point out that what he stated not to be the case was in fact exactly how it occurred!

I spent the entire day in a daze and floated around the place high as the proverbial kite!

Felt a bit uneasy when crossing Roads our must be said. Hopefully in a few days that will settle down. Bit too much right now.

Right now I'm fighting to stay conscious, lol.

ALL THE BEST FREAKIES ARE HERE

Well I will put the photos for this post in last as you have to understand what happened leading up to me taking those shots.

Now FREAKY is not the WORD for it?!?!

As some one you may know I have been having really serious tooth trouble and lo and behold it comes out Monday but I do not care as after I finish this I am down there to pick up antibiotics immediately, HOORAY!!

I do have a couple of those tiny Orajel Tubes knocking around and had been looking for them as they do work better than Clove Oil. Oddly the ones I told you previously where I was sold the strongest one by Lloyd's Chemist only to buy a second one from Boots to find out that Lloyd's Chemist lied to me. So a 10% and 20% strength tubes.

But before deciding whether or not to try a lukewarm tea to take more pills I emptied out a cupboard to put some things away. Now at the back there is a tub with a few bits in, a few suckers for some tropical fish device or other. I see found a white leather lanyard to my old trusty Nokia E71 phone, I miss that phone! But when I looked in the tub I spotted not one but TWO tubes of Orajel?!

You may be wondering what is strange about that but I have not had my Nokia phone for about two years or more and that is about the last time I had ventured into the back of that particular cupboard. I did a double take as the ones I was looking for I only bought a few weeks back. I thought they surely cannot be the same ones but when I looked sure enough one was a normal strength tube and one an extra strength tube.

I scratched my head and thought someone has been in here but why would they do that?! But then I though, no, no...it can't be and as much of a headache I have been to the organisations I lambast on here I do not think getting someone to snoop around someone like me would be a wise decision, lol.

But I kept thinking of the possibilities of purchasing two lots of Orajel of different strengths both unknowingly and having them both in the house and both together somewhere?! The odds were freaky I can tell you that much and I had been looking for the tubes for days to no avail.

I walked over to my table and picked up a piece of cardboard to thro in the bin and what do you know I IMMEDIATELY find the two offending tubes mere seconds after finding the old pair?!

Now if THAT is not a freaky coincidence then I do not know what is?!?!

There were a few moments that were surreal I can assure of that!

Rather annoyingly expensive stuff for such a tiny tube which almost renders the stuff useless?!

I am sorry but Orajel is a wonderful product to my mind but also designed to rinse people of money. The tube is useless especially when you consider how slow NHS Dentists are to react in the case of emergencies. I mean 5.3 grams?! Who came up with that insane amount?!

Can you imagine the conversation around the greedy drug companies board room?!

"5 grams?"
"No."
"6 Grams?"
"No"
"7"
"No we think we will go for 5.3!"

I mean I am not saying I have had a great deal of tooth trouble lately but....well I have since I moved here and the Dentists have been mostly crap or at least the NHS side of it is at any rate and they damn well know it too!

No but the fact that each time I have have ended up with TWO tubes of it and in all honesty with this latest one I could have gone through 20, TWENTY, tubes and at £4 a tube or whatever it is that would have been a great deal of money for someone on benefits, lol.

£80 to soothe a toothache until the NHS get their act together?! LMAO!

NHS INADEQUATE AGAIN

Well if I was to post about everyone I experienced pain there would be four times as many posts than there are.

But today, it target this afternoon and evening, I went through enough of it to post about it along with asking how this had come to be.

I have been waiting four many weeks now for the removal of a molar tooth. I have been through two courses of metranidozole with a long gap between them and no several days without any.

While in Enfield Town centre I had to take some pills, Gabapentin and Tramadol, so bought a can of Root Beer, pleased to see that they had it in stock, and a chocolate bar.

After finishing the chocolate bar I unlocked my bike and walked with it while I finished the last third if the root beer. I then got on my bike and cycled down Silver Street towards Baker Street before getting caught at a red traffic light. After a couple of minutes I cycled on down Baker Street to my friends Pet Store as I had some news for him I had discovered while in the town.

When I got there I dismounted my bike but then realised I was about to get some serious pain from my tooth yet again. So I searched my backpack looking for something I can place in the gap of the tooth I have had extracted previously. This allows me to apply leveraged pressure directly on the offending tooth!

Tracey, my friends wife came and asked if I wanted a bar of chocolate from the nearby newsagents and I said yes please. When she returned she found me still kneeling outside and asked what was wrong.

"My tooth is playing up" I answered.

"what again?! Have they not sorted that out yet?! This is ridiculous it had been weeks and should have been taken out immediately and I do not understand why they have not removed it. You should be careful as this affects all if you're jaw if this is left!"

Oddly enough the throbbing pain does now hurt in the hinge of my jaw right around to the middle.

I am often tempted to punch my jaw very hard our hit it with a brick....and I DO mean literally.

Now the reason I told the story as I did is too explain TWO THINGS I have tried very hard to get across to my Dentist to get across to Chase Farm Hospital...its an emergency for the following reasons.

It hurts....a great deal! But it is also impossible to control or predict. It always comes on between 5 and 10 minutes AFTER I have consumed LIQUIDS.

LIQUIDS ONLY.

More annoyingly when it started hit drinks were a big problem while cold ones not so much.

Then it swapped around so hot or lukewarm fluids were fine but the colder they were the worse three pain would be!

Then it changed again and now it does not matter what the temperature of fluids are and found that out when I drank a can of Shandy Bass coming back from Sainsburys and I was still in pain when I got in the house which is a twenty minute walk.

You might be thinking how horrible that is that I had two lots of pain like this in the space of just four hours. Only an hour after I got in from the first attack I decided to have a can of Cream of Chicken Soup at room temperate thinking that would be fine and KAPOW!

I have tried Clove Oil but it had no effect other than burning my skin and testing awful.

When I got indoors I got fed up do took 200mg of Gabapentin along with 100mg of Tramadol and I sent a very stern email to my dentist. Pointing out that I have been messed about with the promise of Orthodontic work and my time wasted for two years and then told I need to spend £200 on a dental hygienist I should not have to pay for and now left in agony for weeks on end.

Remember it was down to me requesting they now take the tooth out which is when they asked dirt what drugs I was prescribed sure to a reaction I had to the local anaesthetic for the filling I had in the offending tooth that is now painful?!

(sharp intake of breath! Lol!)

I did also point out one other thing too these medical professionals I should not have to...

...as a human being consuming water is more important than consuming food and us something I have to do...

...i also have to do this more regularly than most for two reasons and first off I take a long list of pills and now have to three times a day.

So I take a shit load of painkillers of which now cause and even greater amount off pain than that which the trip different drugs are designed to DEAL WITH!!

I really cannot think of a more fitting scenario or story that could possible shower just how bloody messed up, incompetent and badly run the medical profession and the NHS truly is.

Now quite what the FECK the organisations NICE and the GMC are fecking doing I really have no bloody idea but surely now it is only the most naive of idiots that fails to see that a great deal of organisations many of which exist to serve the public are getting large amount of money our big budgets when they are NOT doing ad they should,b looking after people and patients properly and have no compassion, intelligence or right to receive what they are and need a damn good kick up the arse and force fed a large dose of reality pie?!

When I went back to my Dentist over yen days ago where I was given ANOTHER COURSE of metranidazole I told them that this was supposed to be an emergency appointment and that I cannot believe how I have been left in three pain I have had and NOT even heard from the hospital?!

I did forget to tell them that on the online booking there WAS an opponent that was made from around 4 to 5 years ago that I never heard anything about and was from 3 GPs back?!

Oddly enough I did book this and thought how fecking funny it would be if it did indeed get booked. St the end if the day it was to do with my feet and the pains and as I have not had convulsive diagnosis from any if these so called experts I thought maybe this Doctor may know?!

I did not expect them to make the appointment.

Couple days back I received a confirmation letter that this appointment for a July date had actually been made?!

An appointment I never had a letter about from 4 or 5 years ago I am now about to have in about 4 weeks time?!

That is going to be one hell if an audio recording!

Can you imagine the reactions when I tell them that this appointment is from years ago and I have been through three GPs since then?! Hopefully I will get some choice statements from a selection of people on the day?!

Lmao!

Tried NHS Direct online and all it said was make appointment with your Dentist?! Duh! Except I need the HOSPITAL and NOT a Dentist!! As told to me twice now by my Dentist!!

Worrying is that I am now convinced that when the receptionist stated in what seemed like a response to my Dentist "you know what they are like?! They are always losing stuff and claiming they have not received it!" Whereby I smiled and said "that conversion was not about me was it?!" Then received odd looks and no response.

So the dental department of Chase Farm Hospital have now struck for a second time in a month by not contacting me at all after eating my time for TWO WHOLE YEARS previous to this in a scam to get me to pay £200 after telling he it would all be done for free?!

I am now going to rip a great deal of second arse holes for many people.

This had been excruciatingly painful and highly distracting. I have even thought that this had been done to me deliberately reason being sour grapes over this blog?!

I simply cannot believe anyone could be left in this much pain?!

If I were a dog or a horse I would have been shot or given a lethal injection and in all honesty after the last month...it would have been preferable to me!!

BAD DAY TAKES A TURN

Oops so that pay was on the wrong blog, lol.

Pitfalls of using the useless Android App version of Blogger a will as this shite phone, lol.

So earlier I went upstairs to watch a film and with heavy eyelids I could boot decide what you watch and fell asleep. I woke up about 8.30pm and had to go out to get things I failed to do earlier!

I was panicking a little as it was view dark and bloody cold and wondered what I would do if that day finally came when it was too difficult our I collapsed?!

Turned out things were not too bad exhort for the pain in my tooth that was fast greater than BEFORE I visited the Dentist, fucking typical of the NHS but doing jack fucking shit for years SMS when they do they make it fast worse than it was previously, that is the attitude today and then the government are ready to put a boot up you're arse and you're suppressed to be grateful you have been seen and go out to work and pay them buyer taxes they can go and squander in something no different to a roulette table for the rich and powerful.

Oops I digress, as usual.

On the way back I grabbed a kebab as if had not eaten all day and was worried fatigue would be the next thing to occur. But I crossed the dual carriageway and was just feeling relieved things had improved when a sharp pain in my right groin had me pull up sharply and my limp get far worse and getting the last few yards to my home looking increasingly impossible?!

It is there times that are hard to put into words how difficult to explain WHAT they are like. I have asked about what to do at moments like this with hospitals and GPs and you just get blank looks.

Do when you can't walk any further our can't get home or out to get your food...

...who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters?

You might as well as every single member of the NHS I have put this to seen to regress back to their ancient primate origins and make monkey noises and life the ability to communicate a string of words together.

Oh yes and I remembered while limping home...

...it turned our to be the first stroke of luck in write awhile when I remembered that for the first time ever, well I think, I RECORDED MY DENTIST VISIT as I thought I was going to be palmed off of doing the work on my teeth as I had been last time our asked about doing the £200 hygienist work. I did not but well that I referred to you should be able to hear once I get it all up, including being asked if I was ok a few times and told to sir in the waiting room.

About time a plan coincided with an odd and worryingly revealing occurrence!

Should be up over the weekend.

JOINING THE SPACE CADETS

Owww, my God my right arm is in bloody agony...or I should say it is if I try and change the angle on it at the elbow?! Hmm despite 100mg Tramadol and 1000mg Paracetemol?! Hmm or was it 150mg Tramadol....

This is also somewhat weird I feel stoned now I am indoors and sitting down! Very weird.

I HAVE had bad reactions to general anaesthetics in the past and am sure I have mentioned each one in here at least once but I have never had a reaction to a local anaesthetic before hand and I have had plenty of them over the years!

Oddly the friend I had visited yesterday....woozy there for a moment,yes this friend had described similar things to what I had experienced and I said that was odd as I had felt like that for several days and thought something was 'going round' and perhaps I had some bug or virus. The weather has been up and down like there is no tomorrow and never before have I seen so many confused weather men, and women, who seems to be at a loss to explain it and constantly apologising for something that is neither theirs to control and nigh on impossible to predict with any certainty...

...ooh yeaaaaahhhhh but Oxford Council seem to think so, I had forgotten about that?! LOL!!

Well I had thought maybe it might be a bug but other than making me feel light headed and nearly passing out there has been nothing else other than the usual fair and run of the mill, WELL run of the mill for ME, stuff.

My word that must have been the worst day ever outside the house, other than that time I got very sick in my brother's car in Hertford?!

I will NOT be going out now for several hours at least, despite the fact I bought no shopping back other than a jar of HONEY and I seem to have errr three bike lights and intended to buy ONE! I have bought a headlight I already have in a set with a rear light I do not. Hmm seem to remember thinking twin headlights in my handlebars. These are a One23 set and I have an Oxford rear light that looks like the One23 rear light and along with that I have a head torch?! Oh yeah I know why I bought the head torch, lol. Amazing what my brain can bloody still think of when I am out of it?!

A shame it does not stop to calculate the BUDGET?!?!

Ooh now due to my woozy head and numb mouth added to the fact I cannot eat for several hours, hmm now have I eaten at all?! Err I digress I am considering watching a film or two in the hope that I will be with it again by the end?! 

Hmm I just realised I think it is my bicep in my right arm that hurts like hell and I cannot think why for the life of me...ooh I was doing a post on here and was typing it out as I walked to take my mind of the journey, woozyness and pain...

..nope cannot remember what hand I was using to hold the phone or type and nor can I even think where my rucksack was on my body?! It feel like I have carried a heavy weight a long way and my muscled has seized up from it but I only had my backpack and my phone, oh well and my walking stick and nothing heavy at all!

Maybe it will come back later on or tomorrow morning?!

Eyelids are heavy, maybe I will just fall asleep here at the laptop?

OK this is turning out to be one very weird day!

Decisions, decisions!