CAMERA...NUMBER...FIVE!!

Do...Chit...Do...Chit...Do-Do...Chit...Da...Do...Chit!!

Sorry, lol trying to do the tune from the song Mambo Number 5! LMAO!

Right then this is indeed a little test video of camera number 5 in my arsenal.

Now this camera will be used for filming my street door for anyone that knocks and I do mean anyone because I will not know who they are until they tell me. Even then they might not be who they state that they are?!

This was I may capture people who are acting under licence but abusing this and breaking the law either using violence or fraud or perhaps just lying?

I kinda felt it was the right time to get another camera that is....less conspicuous! I wont say how less conspicious or what it looks like as it would be extremely stupid for me to do so.

I also had to acquire this device from very far away and I have waited weeks for it to arrive. I may actually order another one yet as it is good to have a backup! The video is not great quality and the pictures are worse but it will do what I need it to that much I can tell you.

Now it could turn out that I never actually get to post anything at all? I just do not know how things will turn out. Of course I will film everyone who knocks at my street door but anyone who is innocent and the usual suspects will not be posted up. Also when I know it is someone delivering a parcel or the postman I will not be filming it.

It is just in case anyone tries to abuse their powers and break the law while on my property, albeit privately rented.

Mind Numbing Testing Video...LOL...

PM HOLDS TABLOIDS TO RANSOM

NOT DAMAGING YOU MORON JUST EMBARRASSING!

God can anyone do a better job at showing themself to be an utter Pratt?! What a tosser!

All I have seen is embarrassing leaks which make the UK look bad as will add looking like push overs. But look art who is now threatening taking action towards the tabloids?! Order from up on high? Up on high?! I mean across the pond!!

LMAO!

By the way, if the Americans are now stating that constraints are needed had Edward Snowden not done the US GOVERNMENT a favour? If this is embarrassing to the US President Obama then surely he can give a pardon and stop the secret services from imprisoning him?!

Hmm unless of course they LIED and DID KNOW?!

LMAO!

PM warns newspapers on spying leaks http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24710826

OHH PLEASE DONT TELL THEM!

Well if this is not an admission that they really have been up to no good then I do not know what is?!

LMAO!

Could you eavesdrop on the Guardian? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23793465

UNCLE SAM'S ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

Could it possibly be?!

Could the good old US of A be about to realise, about 5 years normally, that they just might have gone about this all wrong?!

Could be interesting noises eminating from President Obama in the coming months?

Stating Edward Snowden is not a patriot is not put bright unless you are going to explain WHY!

Maybe he tried to explain and be heard and no one listened?!

Maybe he could see what his a bad light his country will be seen in?!

Maybe if this had all come out another way and much later it might have been AFTER some dreadful abuse if these powers?!

Do you not think you have now admitted that in your own words?!

What could possibly be gained by spying on British people?! It cannot be Muslims as you told the American public that you are not spying on them?!

Unless you have secretly exterminated them or locked them up in Guantanimo Mark 2 and all the Muslims you do have are FAKES?! LMAO!

The only motivations I can think of is money or control!! As I am being hounded for money they do not deserve for a shit refurbished American phone that was sold via AT&T originally and probably from a firm that is American owned I can easily believe it!

It seems some nations are only interested in the cash that our stupid and incompetent government like to make out we all have?!

It also seems that many countries will not be happy until it has bled us dry of cadh while we bulge at the seams with their low-life scummy people they do not want or want to lock up or give a life or death sentence for unspeakable crimes they have been perpetrating on our shores?!

No President Obama why would we Brits need any assurances? Be sure to explain yourself to your own people you have not been spying on though would you not?

(LONG SHARP BREATH DRAWN)

Obama vows reforms of surveillance http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23642880

WHEN THE FINGERS POINT

Well here we go then and a little earlier than expected I must say.

Was bound to happen though, someone had to decide to go first with this. Possibly damage limitation or to get the media focus onto the next company our indeed both, who knows.

National Security yes local crime .... Hmmm well this is where the grey areas ALWAYS get abused by the powers that be and the feck it up with incompetence and lack of forethought. Every frickin' time!

Local crime sounds like everything including pretty crimes?!

Now let's be honest here and ask ourselves how many people have never broken laws or rules?! Not many and I have.

If your going to just be STUPID and state crime will that will cover about 80% if the population so therefore everyone who voted you in is a criminal and OK to snoop on?! Nice! Real NICE!

You see how they always get the opportunity to screw it up and take it every time?!

National Security threats no one would have batted an eyelid over but no, like everything else it gets abused while their own criminal acts get bugger all in the way of punishment.

Laughing stock of the globe we must truly be?!

Lmao!

BIG BROTHER: SPEAK THE ILLUSION TO SHATTER THE ILLUSION

Right let me jusssst get TWO statements out the way first?!

Nice try MORONS but you were too obvious and too idiotic! You cannot be that obvious that you are going to try and spy on every single person near where I live in the hope of blaming the trouble YOU CAUSED on me.

Going to say that you set them up because I am a trouble maker and that I will be the blame for the rioting by ADULTS, which you cannot explain away, and that I had secretly got people together and whipped up a storm?!

Oops my bad, put paid to that plan!!

Ooh it is not for me as you put them up elsewhere first? Good excuse to put them up elsewhere first and then put them up here and use THAT as an excuse?!

Oops, MY BAD!!!

No wait! maybe it will be for terrorism and they are X-RAY cameras to look for guns and knives?!

Err no I am pretty sure that technology does not exist!!!

Oops, my BAD!!! LMAO!!!

Stop thieves in Town Centres???

Nope they are all down quite little sidestreets!!!

Oops, MY BAD!!!!

Now your running out of excuses if your all sitting in your offices reading this!!!

Are their beads of sweat on your brow? I had better get a bucket if I were you?! And a one way plane ticket out of DODGE!!!

LMAO!!

Last but not least....and this one you are GOING TO LOVE!!!

Few years back we the UK, who are fecking well behind on BROADBAND while ebing SCREWED by the telecoms companies...see where I am going yet....well...

You can pay money to put up tens thousands of hidden cameras all carrying WIFI but I cannot get a fucking connection in my house that is anything close to the measley two MEGABITS they ALL CLAIM I can get?!

Ohh did I say last?!?!

Sorry but ... the UK Unrest I quoted about since last August 2012....and long BEFORE THAT?! Well you just put the Cherry on the Bakewell Tart my friends as once it is widely know what these things are a fury is now going to WHIP UP like never before seen...

...so THAT ACCOLADE GOES, AS EVER, TO YOU!!!!

LMAO!!

If I wanted to be an EVIL GENIUS I COULD HAVE DONE IT EONS AGO!!!

Here are YOUR TAX DOLLARS BEING SPENT AGAINST YOU!!!

EDIT: DAMN FORGOT THE OTHER STATEMENT, LMAO...

DID I OR DID I NOT SAY APRIL?!?!?!

LMFAO!!!