Well I guess it was .. inevitable.
The DWP and the government have made such a pig's ear of everything and made themselves to be so obviously corrupt, evil, without compassion and .. very obviously not a Conservative Party but a really, really nasty and amoral party led by the secret Puppeteers that .. they just do not care.
So the jokes and the memes are joust going to come.
Well .. from those that the Conservative Party have not intentionally killed off yet.
It is bound to get far, fr worse and far, far closer to the proverbial bone over time too.
On the Facebook page, Walking the Breadline someone posted a funny letter with the DWP's letter heading adorned across its top.
It's .. kinda funny ..
https://www.facebook.com/walkingthebreadline/photos/a.637839702903836.1073741829.624962344191572/1653299158024547/?type=3&theater
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Monday, 18 December 2017
Tuesday, 11 November 2014
THE ENDLESS RIVER OF TEARS
First off yes I have that damned album in my head right now and contemplating whether to buy a film or that damned album, with the other one being only tomorrow and I am bored senseless.
Or at least I was bored until I saw a link that I thought was a joke, lmao. I then had to think whether it was April 1st or not. One link was to Amazon and I thought there must be something to this?
I have often stated that reviewering magazines and big companies often employ ... let us just say people of questionable levels of ... wisdom. Many visitors here will know that there are very few corporations and companies I like but at the top of the list of dislikes is one name of Facebook. Now I had shown an interest in the Oculus Rift Virtual Reality and I have to admit to liking the idea but being somewhat perplexed at it being first so late in returning and secondly so long in the creating process. I mean literally because of the existence of one thing that now seems to have been around forever, smartphones and more importantly accelerometers.
Anyway I am sure others were as downbeat as I was when they read that FAcebook had bought Oculus Rift? In fact I lost count of the number of links I see within a matter of weeks of people complaining of this ... purchase.
Now for those that do not like Facebook, or Google for that, matter because they all just turn into evil beings while continuing to spout their humanity, well I have something for you. Something that I think is going to first make you suspicious, then make you giggle, then have you suspicious once again, then shocked and then rip your sides laughing?!
I will not say anymore as I would like to think that anyone finding this will go through the same emotions as I did and this will just make me laugh once again, lol as I am now doing thinking about it?!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Google-Cardboard-Instructions-Numbered-HEAD-STRAP/dp/B00NWA46AK
Or at least I was bored until I saw a link that I thought was a joke, lmao. I then had to think whether it was April 1st or not. One link was to Amazon and I thought there must be something to this?
I have often stated that reviewering magazines and big companies often employ ... let us just say people of questionable levels of ... wisdom. Many visitors here will know that there are very few corporations and companies I like but at the top of the list of dislikes is one name of Facebook. Now I had shown an interest in the Oculus Rift Virtual Reality and I have to admit to liking the idea but being somewhat perplexed at it being first so late in returning and secondly so long in the creating process. I mean literally because of the existence of one thing that now seems to have been around forever, smartphones and more importantly accelerometers.
Anyway I am sure others were as downbeat as I was when they read that FAcebook had bought Oculus Rift? In fact I lost count of the number of links I see within a matter of weeks of people complaining of this ... purchase.
Now for those that do not like Facebook, or Google for that, matter because they all just turn into evil beings while continuing to spout their humanity, well I have something for you. Something that I think is going to first make you suspicious, then make you giggle, then have you suspicious once again, then shocked and then rip your sides laughing?!
I will not say anymore as I would like to think that anyone finding this will go through the same emotions as I did and this will just make me laugh once again, lol as I am now doing thinking about it?!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Google-Cardboard-Instructions-Numbered-HEAD-STRAP/dp/B00NWA46AK
Tuesday, 11 March 2014
THE QUESTION IS THE RIDDLE
I just want to not here briefly that I was asked a bizarre question yesterday.
For now I will not say how or who by because I want to keep it under wraps for a week, but I just want to mention it here so that I can refer back to it.
It was a question I did not expect and did not know what to put so I just asked them to tell me.
If I put the question here and it gets out it may cause a bit of stir?!
Now I am going to be very selective about who I tell this to and today I told two friends and even showed them and they smiled and raised their eyebrows. I was of course asked what I put. I was also asked what I would say if I was asked again and I said I did not know and that it was something that not only had I not foreseen being asked but to which the answer to I had not given any thought about!
I simply cannot get over the fact I was asked this question, which was on a form. It has really taken me by surprise and I find it very odd indeed that I would be asked this question at this point?! In fact I never thought for a moment I would be asked this question at all. I expected that possibly a solicitor may have offered his opinion which would be an answer to this question but I really did not think I would actualy be asked it at all.
Especially not in a form and I am....confused somewhat and do not know what to really make of it. I also cannot help but think it was a trap but I really, really could not think of anything to put! Literally! SO I asked them to offer an answer instead, lol.
It is just very weird that it was asked on this form.
Two of my friends thought the same too!
There is just one other thing to this question that was put to me. That is if the latest endeavour in this particular case comes to nothing then the question would be out of order asking! My word I know that sounds muddled but readers will just have to go with me on this for the time being.
I expect this line to come to nought and I have predicted as much several times just on this one subject. But the question on the form gives a strong impression that it would come to something, very much as as I am sure you will agree when I reveal the question at a later date. Hmm lets call it The Carrot Question? IN other words the question is the proverbial carrot and should this now come to nothing it would be completely out of order asking this question when they asked it. I hope that kind of makes some sort of sense, lol.
The funny thing is that the question and the form is kind of the end of the line, without finding and hiring a solicitor that is. Whether I will manage to find a solicitor I do not know and perhaps one might contact me via this blog at some point I do not know.
But if you consider the fact that I am sure I have a couple of literary agents and I also have a Medical Doctor following me and several authors I now find it very easy to say that anything can happen during 2014. I will be surprised if it does but not as surprised as I would have been a year ago.
So what I have here is one of the most odd riddles I have so far come across. Well that is as far as being taken by surprise and being somewhat...stumped on is concerned?! Lol!
I also do not know how long it will be before I get an answer to the question and I cannot see this being inside a couple of weeks and more likely a couple of months!
It is to do with the NHS that much I can tell you for now, though I am sure that a few of you may have already guessed that anyway. I am just kinda head scratching over it and only one thing makes sense of it all but I just cannot really see it happening or believe it will happen.
I think my friends today realised why I was confused as they were very surprised at the question and were quick to give answers, as anyone would, lol. Had it been a friend of mine telling me he was asked this I would be just as confused as I am of being asked the question. I would also be quick to offer up an answer too!
If the question was intended as a means to providing the answer then things may look extremely good for me before very long?! Or after very long, whichever the case may be, lol.
Believe me when I state that I am far more eager to know the answer to the question than you the reader now is about wanting to know the question and I have expressed it like this to you so that when you read about the question you may realise that the answer is indeed of far greater interest than the question itself.
Riddle me that!
For now I will not say how or who by because I want to keep it under wraps for a week, but I just want to mention it here so that I can refer back to it.
It was a question I did not expect and did not know what to put so I just asked them to tell me.
If I put the question here and it gets out it may cause a bit of stir?!
Now I am going to be very selective about who I tell this to and today I told two friends and even showed them and they smiled and raised their eyebrows. I was of course asked what I put. I was also asked what I would say if I was asked again and I said I did not know and that it was something that not only had I not foreseen being asked but to which the answer to I had not given any thought about!
I simply cannot get over the fact I was asked this question, which was on a form. It has really taken me by surprise and I find it very odd indeed that I would be asked this question at this point?! In fact I never thought for a moment I would be asked this question at all. I expected that possibly a solicitor may have offered his opinion which would be an answer to this question but I really did not think I would actualy be asked it at all.
Especially not in a form and I am....confused somewhat and do not know what to really make of it. I also cannot help but think it was a trap but I really, really could not think of anything to put! Literally! SO I asked them to offer an answer instead, lol.
It is just very weird that it was asked on this form.
Two of my friends thought the same too!
There is just one other thing to this question that was put to me. That is if the latest endeavour in this particular case comes to nothing then the question would be out of order asking! My word I know that sounds muddled but readers will just have to go with me on this for the time being.
I expect this line to come to nought and I have predicted as much several times just on this one subject. But the question on the form gives a strong impression that it would come to something, very much as as I am sure you will agree when I reveal the question at a later date. Hmm lets call it The Carrot Question? IN other words the question is the proverbial carrot and should this now come to nothing it would be completely out of order asking this question when they asked it. I hope that kind of makes some sort of sense, lol.
The funny thing is that the question and the form is kind of the end of the line, without finding and hiring a solicitor that is. Whether I will manage to find a solicitor I do not know and perhaps one might contact me via this blog at some point I do not know.
But if you consider the fact that I am sure I have a couple of literary agents and I also have a Medical Doctor following me and several authors I now find it very easy to say that anything can happen during 2014. I will be surprised if it does but not as surprised as I would have been a year ago.
So what I have here is one of the most odd riddles I have so far come across. Well that is as far as being taken by surprise and being somewhat...stumped on is concerned?! Lol!
I also do not know how long it will be before I get an answer to the question and I cannot see this being inside a couple of weeks and more likely a couple of months!
It is to do with the NHS that much I can tell you for now, though I am sure that a few of you may have already guessed that anyway. I am just kinda head scratching over it and only one thing makes sense of it all but I just cannot really see it happening or believe it will happen.
I think my friends today realised why I was confused as they were very surprised at the question and were quick to give answers, as anyone would, lol. Had it been a friend of mine telling me he was asked this I would be just as confused as I am of being asked the question. I would also be quick to offer up an answer too!
If the question was intended as a means to providing the answer then things may look extremely good for me before very long?! Or after very long, whichever the case may be, lol.
Believe me when I state that I am far more eager to know the answer to the question than you the reader now is about wanting to know the question and I have expressed it like this to you so that when you read about the question you may realise that the answer is indeed of far greater interest than the question itself.
Riddle me that!
Thursday, 17 October 2013
SKULL OF GOVERNMENT ANCESTORS FOUND
Link was the discovery of a very small brain case!
Note the question is what lineage? Cameron or Osborne??
LMAO!
Blow to multiple human species idea http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24564375
Sunday, 31 March 2013
POOR SCREWED BY RICH REPEATEDLY
You think after three years and a title like that, that they all would be really sleepy from all that lying, all that cunning and all that shagging?!
I reckon SO...
LOL!
No it is not mine and I did not create it! It just hit me as damned funny as soon as i saw it and to be honest I was looking for 1920x1200 pictures of an African Savannah!! LOL!
http://allgamewallpapers.com/pictures-firefox-sleep-furfox--47542.html
I reckon SO...
LOL!
No it is not mine and I did not create it! It just hit me as damned funny as soon as i saw it and to be honest I was looking for 1920x1200 pictures of an African Savannah!! LOL!
http://allgamewallpapers.com/pictures-firefox-sleep-furfox--47542.html
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