Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Sunday, 4 September 2016

ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING

I simply HAD to post this up and add a link.

I was watching a video of this American guy speaking about a video game called No Man's Sky getting a lot of complaints.

He reads out some stuff about one and at exactly 2.00 minutes in he says his name.

Now when he did my mouth opened, I wondered if I heard what I actually heard, realise that I have and burst out laughing.

I then thought 'someone had to have noticed this' and looked down into the comments to notice that someone did. Well in fact a few people did.

It is worth watching about how people get ripped off in the video games industry but if you just want to piss yourself laughing and nothing else watch it up until just after the two minute point and listen very carefully.

Lol.

Remember at 2.00 minutes.


Tuesday, 11 November 2014

THE ENDLESS RIVER OF TEARS

First off yes I have that damned album in my head right now and contemplating whether to buy a film or that damned album, with the other one being only tomorrow and I am bored senseless.

Or at least I was bored until I saw a link that I thought was a joke, lmao. I then had to think whether it was April 1st or not. One link was to Amazon and I thought there must be something to this?

I have often stated that reviewering magazines and big companies often employ ... let us just say people of questionable levels of ... wisdom. Many visitors here will know that there are very few corporations and companies I like but at the top of the list of dislikes is one name of Facebook. Now I had shown an interest in the Oculus Rift Virtual Reality and I have to admit to liking the idea but being somewhat perplexed at it being first so late in returning and secondly so long in the creating process. I mean literally because of the existence of one thing that now seems to have been around forever, smartphones and more importantly accelerometers.

Anyway I am sure others were as downbeat as I was when they read that FAcebook had bought Oculus Rift? In fact I lost count of the number of links I see within a matter of weeks of people complaining of this ... purchase.

Now for those that do not like Facebook, or Google for that, matter because they all just turn into evil beings while continuing to spout their humanity, well I have something for you. Something that I think is going to first make you suspicious, then make you giggle, then have you suspicious once again, then shocked and then rip your sides laughing?!

I will not say anymore as I would like to think that anyone finding this will go through the same emotions as I did and this will just make me laugh once again, lol as I am now doing thinking about it?!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Google-Cardboard-Instructions-Numbered-HEAD-STRAP/dp/B00NWA46AK

Sunday, 2 March 2014

THE ODD GROUPS

I thought this one I would post up just as a bit of a laugh...

Three was a BBC report about of communities on the web. I saw a picture of a bird, a British Great Tit to be precise, that had the arms of a human body builder photoshopped onto its body?!

It claimed there were while communities about this and one had 65,000 members?! How body odd do I find that and this number is higher than the number for this one big alone?! Madness?!?! Lol!

I do not know how long each community has been going to acquire the numbers it has. But it is funny how I actually think that the obvious comparison to my own blogs immediately hit me, well once I got over the shock, Lol.

I would be quite interested to know how long it took to get 65,000 in their forums?! But then forums do tend to start prior because they can communicate with new people on similar situations. Indeed I have also been requested to start a forum which I may well do at some point this year. Unfortunately forums tend to attract two types of people I am not overly fond of. First there are those with an insatiable need to feel important! Second three are those that might be in a subject for 5 minutes before being a member but once a member for a year or more assumes anyone knew had also been involved for 5 minutes! Like them when they started.

Also many things get stuff and many arguments flare up when really they have no way of knowing each others experiences or age even!

Yes I am not overly fond of forums and there would have to be a strict policy of no God complexes or any assumptions made of anyone new.

Five of the web's oddest communities http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26343700

Friday, 24 January 2014

THE COMEDY ERRORS

Just for those paying attention with a need for detail...

My listening device was not put into play today. Because somehow I made a mistake with a date and around the same time as something a bit out of the ordinary taking place.

First off I was heading out the door when I noticed the NHS paperwork stated the date of the 25th. I had to look at it again before checking that today was indeed the 24th before checking again that today was a Friday. Because it now seemed that as well as somehow making a 24 hour error on the time of the scan it also was taking place on a Saturday. So yes I was confused and thought most departments not in operation on Saturdays, I guess I was wrong.

However this was only part of it because a week I would rather forget seemed to end with a series of conversions I would rather have not have had. Added to this I have been gradually heading down hill with my energy levels each day.

Today I had a member of my family that I thought finally understood, but who I predicted would not like or be able to accept what I had done, argue with me for several hours on my mobile?!

They felt the need to tell me that along with my 100,000 visitors that I was wrong and that I needed to allow everyone an opinion and the people had a right to their political beliefs. Annoyingly when losing an argument this person then talks over you to prevent you from having your say. Them makes excuses to get I off the phone. The basis for their argument?

That I and hundred rushed people were wetting because people have and should be given a right to have their say because twenty loony lefties in a room years ago told her she was right?!

So her twenty loonies eye more important than my hundred thousand people. That I had to let everyone have their say and opinion, which is totally the opposite to what I had planned and would not have worked as it had not for her. Then refused to listen when I tried to explain that this is NOT what a BLOG is, nor is for. Trying to then prevent me from showing she was wrong for forcing unfounded and tested and failed methods upon me she then stars age was not referring to my blog. Getting fecking pissed off now I am raising my voice because it is the same old shut none of us can stand b star died not get, nor care about. Forcing a brother to wheel spin his car to race of as she was applying the same kind of pressure to him recently I was getting annoyed. On that occasion she was telling him that he should not go home to his such puppy, so aloe it to die, because she was ill too.

But the fact is she has been ill for our entire living years and always had to complete on everything. When not competing with is she tries to get us to compete with each other even when we are alone with her?! Or she is stating that we are always competing when we are so are not.

Technically she had single handedly divided my family beyond all recognition since my father died and had the cheek to say that she runs and hero's the family. Then she blows a gasket when we do not do as she expects.

The odd thing about it all is she does not want us to be successful in any way shape our form. Unfortunately fur my siblings it had taken them longer and so are more bitter and short tempered about it. Well now that is. But I told them all, each and everyone that when I started this three years ago and that as I edged closer to my goals that several things will happen.

In the beginning will be the defeatist, telling me I am wasting my time and that what could I do on my own that her beloved SWP could not besides having it explained that they are seen as fruitcakes.

Later on add it starts to appear that I might actually get somewhere I will have her left wing views forced upon me and my endeavours, residing this will have her complaining that you do not give a sit about her life everyone else and no one had taken any notice. But she had NEVER got it right which is why we never listened. I will get angry about this because for me it's not about the myriad of different political views which are all bollocks anyway as everyone just tells you what they think you want to hear and then do something completely amoral. Also I am not political it for me is about right and wrong, truth and lies and nothing more. Complete resistance to this will result in insults and name calling about me thinking I am right all the time which has gone on all my life and she also did to my father all his life too.

The truth is it kind of wears you down and you get very tired of it to the point you just do not want any contact with them anymore. But this would result in the same balling about no one cares when the truth is it is she that does not care.

She experiences some very mild symptoms. The symptoms she has, which is around two or three, are in reality nothing compared to what I have had for years and I knew she would not like this either. I spent years hiding most of my ailments from everyone and only spoke about the obvious problematic ones.

I knew that when the truth of my condition comes out she would not like that either and will still show proof that she does not really care despite what she accuses everyone else of.

Now when she started an argument today I was trying to get out to do things I need to do. I had made a mistake on the scan date meaning I could get other things done. I intended to visit a friend store first but put that of because an hour later I am not only still on the phone but now having her political opinion being forced onto me and this blog. I tried to state that if they were so good and so right they would have succeeded years ago. But they did not. My brain is now informing me that she is trying to get her views mentioned, which are completely barmy in all honesty, so she can go running back to the loony lefties to get a part on the back.

In fact I could sum up her whole life as searching for parts on the back and will make everyone life a bloody misery to get it, though she is often wrong.

Well only today she thought 20 loony lefties was a bigger number than a one hundred thousand string cross section of society?! So not only had mathematics 101 gone out the window she was then telling me not everyone will agree. Annoyed I then said if your talking about your two dozen loony lefties then I think I can survive without them.

She did not like that.

It gets worse as she states she does not like the rich and attacked my landlord for owning houses. Yet when I stated that you cannot attack landlords that have bought houses lately because they make no money, add the rent dies not cover half the mortgage payments she brushed this aside and just wanted to attack.

I then stated that she was only interested in attacking people who had things that she did not.

I realised then that this was get problem.

Meaning that I was right when I told other family members that when my endeavours get closer to there conclusion and it becomes obvious that...

SHE REALLY WOOL NOT LIKE IT!!

I had better become extremely stealthy when that time comes around?!

Well that is until I pull off the first in a series of magic tricks!

As a result my hold up for that three hour conversation that was a row for over an hour that...

My feet started to hurt badly...

I forgot what I left the house for...

I ended up in the wing oust if town...

When I did remember, caffeine free TEA, I then bought several things in Tescos including Tea for a mate and somehow forgot my own caffeine free tea bags. Could not so anywhere else and focus so never looked at anything and was still on the phone while it TK Maxx anyway so could not focus.

Like another member of the family they did not bat an eyelid over the NHS England call, meaning they were not happy they will look very wrong before very long.

No one asked about the tests I had our whether I had, had the follow up tests performed or what they were.

Was not asked if I had my letters about Fibromyalgia referral.

Was not asked anything about my daughter not grandchildren.

Now personally I like to think that what I can show from this behaviour is that...

This is what the shit that is government...

The shit that is public offices and local government...

The shit that is the overpaid health service who have the AUDACITY to call themselves Doctors, Nurses and helpers of people actually do to people in the long run.

Make everyone just as selfish and add unfeeling and amoral as THEY ARE!!

Even your own family members..

Because your job, career and bosses and evil wankers you work for are more important to you than those close to you.

What annoys me is that people are native and stood enough to buy into this crap to which I recently saw someone use a word to describe people..

iSheep!

With these coming in sub categories of..

iBlind

iSatans

iDontgiveadamn

iRealityShow

iJustinBieberBrigade

iApprentices

iBigBrotherDivs

iXCraptors

iVNoLifeWithoutSoaps

iBelieveWhateversInMyTabloid

iBelieveWhateverOnTV

iBelieveInIdolisationDespiteFactsThatActorsDJsBBCStaffBeenGettingAwayWithMurderBecauseOfBrainDeadScreamersLikeUs?!

A long time in the making... Or typing that last one, lol!