Showing posts with label corporation tax. Show all posts
Showing posts with label corporation tax. Show all posts

Wednesday, 25 June 2014

THE AMAZONIAN I TOLD YOU SO

Right now then I was just about to switch off the PC was I am shattered after hours of messing about and have a slight headache, though rather weirdly and relieved to say no pain in the neck?!

I am expecting an item to turn up in a local store tomorrow and thought there would be an email telling me what time it was likely to turn up? There is an email there but I have not reached it yet because I saw one from Amazon!

Now I did publish the email I sent? In a VERY previous post?!

I did fully explain what happened and that I had received two, the second because the first one got tossed in a garden?!

Right now remember that and remember that I have told them that there driver tossed my parcel into someone else's garden!

Or to put it another way take a look at what they said about returning the item and what they will do and then take a look at what they intend to do about their parcels being tossed around the gaff into neighbouring properties?!

EMAIL FROM AMAZON ...

Hello Martin, 

Firstly, please accept my sincere apologies for any inconvenience caused by this situation. 

I do understand that your parcel was thrown over the fence and completely not happy with the carrier service. Further, I can see that our carrier informed that parcel was delivered at correct address which was not true. 

I’m afraid that we don’t have the ability to assign certain carriers to a specific customer or address but we’ll continue working with all of our carriers to drive improvements for our customers. (READ THIS LINE CLOSELY! THIS LITERALLY MEANS THEY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT AND CANNOT HELP THINKING THIS IS THEIR RESPONSE TO IS FOR DUSGUST AT NOT PAYING CORPORATION TAX?! LOL)

We’re constantly working with our carriers to improve the quality of our service, and your feedback has been forwarded to our transportation department.  

We take full responsibility for the delivery of our goods from start to finish and take complaints of this nature very seriously. We’ll replace any items lost or damaged during delivery at no extra charge and monitor our carriers very closely. 

Thanks for taking the time to contact us and to bring this to our attention. 

Regarding return of damaged item: 

Please return the damaged item to us and we'll refund you as soon as possible. (READ THIS LINE CLOSELY!)

Please click on the following link to be brought to your personalised return label and follow the instructions provided: 

END EMAIL PASTE

Oh I feel so much more relieved that I told them this and now they have completely allayed any fears I had of this ever happening again?! I mean it is so obvious from this, halfwits, email that it cannot possibly happen again as they made sure they read the WHOLE EMAIL I sent them?!

Tell you what Amazon ... FUCK OFF I will use others in the future and as for taking the trouble to send you your broken piece of hardware ... I will do what you so eloquently did with my email and ... NOT BOTHER!!!

You want it? Then send one of your incompetent idiots down here and get it!

Now in all honesty this post has reminded me of something I have meant to post about many times but always keep forgetting ...

Now since this revealing of non payment of taxes came about there have been those that have gone down and protested to the companies in question ... but there are things that really, REALLY BUG ME about this ...

1 Why is it that protesters always think too small and always go for the obvious with no forethought whatsoever, THE RETAIL STORE! What about Google and Amazon? *SIGH*

2 Those that work for said companies that come out and man handle their fellow member of the British Public ... well ... are you people brain dead or something?! I mean you are members of the British Public are you not? You have paid your taxes while your employers have paid none or dodged paying out millions?!

3 Are you SUUUURE your British? Are you SUUUUURE your not brain dead?! Maybe the CIA have an American Dad style mind ray that takes away willingness to think for oneself? Lol!

Just checking!

THE FIBROMYALGIA 102 WHILE NAVIGATING THE AMAZON

YOINKS! Pressed the wrong button! Try again ...

I have now acquired an adaptor to secure my Akasa Memory Card Reader as I failed to realise I had ordered a 3.5 inch Memory Card reader when I should have ordered a 5.25 inch one! Rookie error that one is let me tell you!

This means I have applied one more finishing touch to my Project Zero PC RIG! One more daft item, fan splitter cable, is in the post and be here in 3 or 5 days and one is arriving tomorrow at a local store for me to collect, a Corsair Vengeance K70 Keyboard.

I have to keep this down to a minimum as I simply have to pay Eon Energy something for my bil and finish it off in two weeks time!

This leads me onto me talking about first a letter from Eon asking me nicely why I have not been in touch, yes I said NICELY, and quite literally as I put the letter down to Eon staff, two very nice and friendly ladies, knocking on my door?! Now it should already be apparent that as I ordered stuff today it means I got paid today! At long last! That was a tough couple of months squeezing by!

Now they explained they 'know we have upset you a number of times and that you have found out about your condition..' some other stuff and .. 'we know about your blog ...' before saying 'we have read all your emails ...'! I then said which is always a good test and the looks make me laugh 'oooh so you kow about the radical Muslims holding my daughter hostage and the plans against the London Olympics then?' to which they looked concerned and said 'err no!' to which I said 'Oh you have not read quite that much then.'

I was shocked as they were genuinely nice about everything as was the letter I receieved. I joked about how quick they were and that I had only just put the letter down when they knocked. I explained what I had been doing. I explained that I had recently beaten Enfield council to which they smiled and said "GOOD!" and I decided to quickly build a PC. But that while I was 'quickly' building this PC I had the issue with Guy's Hospital and the NHS attempting to try and make me look dishonest because of the blog. I explained my last GP and what happened with the current one. I then explained that while this was going on with the GP and Guy's Hospital (or more accurately the entire NHS) that something else had happened with my daughter. I then paid her £30 via digital banking and then she requested the help of another £20 so that she can get to court over the shenanigans.

The power of the blog compels thee?

I did ask two members of my family to help with the £20 as I had nothing at the time. This was an extremely difficult thing for me to do but was not for me, it was for my daughter and I received a no from one with a patronizing explanation about bills. Another one kindly agreed to help and said they would be around the following night. The following night I had already paid my daughter the £20 she needed to get to court, so that she did not have to go around to her evil mother as they had a big court battle that her evil mother lost. Somehow she escaped being locked up in one of two types of institutions and Wirral Council somehow escaped giving my daughter a million pounds. But never mind that as what goes around comes around and they will realise that you simply cannot dodge bullets! While I worked for Land Rover, or Stratstones of Mayfair I was called 'BULLET.

'Bullet' was the first nickname I had ever been given since I earned the nicknames of Saint and Allnights the first being thirty years ago and the other about 15 years ago, hence the title of the webpage. Hmm that should get many people thinking but I am not telling, lol.

Anyway I helped a mate out for a day and when I told him that my daughter needed the cash he handed me twenty quid and said 'well I owe you that anyway for helping me out' which I forgot and I said 'no, I was just helping out, it is not helping out if you have to pay me!' to which he said he had a good day, yadda yadda yadda and I took the money. Went straight to the bank and while walking somewhere else, likely to the GP to get the whole egotistical bullshit you get from GP's, I used an app on my phone to send the money to her account, while listening to music on headphones! PHEW!

Anyway the visit and the money did not come as promised which mattered not because I did not need it in the end! I am not quite sure exactly what happened and is so often the case some people sit around thinking up scenarios that are completely wrong but never seem to realise that thinking these scenarios up is a waste of time? You would think that WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG would then teach them that being presumptuous, certainly with me way above all others, only ends up with a totally embarrassing situation?! NOPE!

Of course in any given event there are the possibilities list. IN any given situation I always know the contents of any given lists of possibilities. I simply cannot help it if each entry on said lists are wrong. It is not my fault if people are not able to learn the answers for themselves after being given all the facts needed.

At the same time if people cannot find the reasoning behind actions or behaviours because of past events and due to an inordinate amount of time an individual has had to put up with the narrow minded attitudes of others or the fact that an individual gets bored with always the same outcome then I am afriad that is not my fault either.

It is a common thing within British Society that we have become extremely bad at attributing blame. We live in an era of Rose Tinted Spectacles I am afraid to see and many people who want to blame someone, somewhere for something refuse to accept certain ... entries on their lists that are the ones to blame. Guess what I will say next about whose fault that is? LMAO!

So onto Amazon. I ended up with two SSD Drives and that is the situation where I was calling them all kinds of names and being all angry. There was one naive woman who some time ago left an comment on one of my blogs about me being angry ad the language I used towards someone ... ooh yeah it was Very Catalogue who I then much later proved myself to be correct about and winning with the courts without even leaving my house! Proving that not only was I correct about Shop Direct, owners of Very and Littlewoods, but also proved that lady naive as well as wrong. Umm err not my fault!

Well I found out what had happened with the deliveries! Yes after the second send out of the same item also failed to arrive causing me to sit indoors for a second day for a delivery that was never going to come?! That one! An hour or so after sending of that last email calling them names like incompetent and swearing at them  someone knocked on my door.

A man I had never seen before handed me a parcel that had both Amazon's name and mine on it. It was the first item and it had been 'thrown into my back garden'?! 'You were lucky the dogs did not chew it!' to which I agreed and I decided that I would use it and pay for it later as I wanted a second SSD Drive anyway. But then this was down to the fact that it had survived being tossed over someones very tall back garden fence?! I filmed myself with the object, or OBJECTS to be precise, with the intention of posting the video on my YouTube account at a later date, around this weekend or early next week in a series of over twenty videos!

It did not survive being thrown and right now my computer tells me I only have ONE drive installed when I should have TWO!!

Tonight there was another balls up on Amazon when I ordered a 4 pin cooling fan splitter cable os one fan is not plugged in. Ergo my PC Rig is not finished though it IS running! I still need a keyboard, TOMORROW, a Blu-Ray Writer drive and Logitech G602 Laser Mouse (2 weeks time) and then I am switching purchase, POSSIBLY, to a Microphone as I am thinking of doing news podcasts in an altogether whole new way using things that are unique to me?! Very cool idea but its still in the 'should I, shouldn't I' stage. Though by the time I am ready to do this I should have a better idea if it is worth it?!

Old father time has to play his cards yet again!

I also went a bit quiet on here as I tried to get out on my bike to acquire content for my blogs, with no cash, and I left my water bottle behind two days on the trot!! The second day it got really hot and I ended up dehydrated to a degree I had never experienced before! I now realise that I had not taken my excessive sweating into account on this, though GP's should have done as they know about excessive sweating, no I ride a bike everywhere in summer and know I have Fibromyaglia and ... YADDA YADDA YADDA!

My mouth become really ... err PAPPY, lol. My tongue would stick like a magnet to any part of my mouth and I ached a lot and felt like crap when I got home! In fact I had planned to ride my bike or get a bus today to acquire my keyboard! I am a bit impatient with some things. But I was so, soo bad when I got up I literally thought if I did this I would not be in a good way and could be home bound for several days!! That is the danger with Fibromyalgia as you do not know your going too far until it is too late. So you have to be sensible and others that cannot be bothered to read think your just being awkward ... or even LAZY! Then years later they forget about all that not realising that you simply do not forget as if you suffer with Fibromyalgia you are reminded every single day that its there in severak different ways. Fibromylagia sufferers will know this all too well and those that may have had difficulties not realising it is down to the Fibro are now lookig at these words and going "OH WHAT THE F*CK!! THAT'S WHY {YADDA} HAS BEEN HAPPNENING?! I AM GONNA KNOCK MY GP OUT COLD!!" if its a man or "I am gonna cut off his gonads or slap him in the face" if it is a woman, lmao! Or the first one for women if they have trained in martial arts?!

But you have to bear in mind that health staff are different to everyone else as violence is not allowed to be used against them no matter what the circumstances as they are a different species to the rest of us. My own advice would be do not do this and do not even get angry, even if they fully deserve it, as they will just put a label on this anger to suit themselves and they can abuse this because they are Doctors and everyone seems to think that Doctors do not lie?

It seems no one learned a damn thing from Doctors like Harold Shipman, lol. Oh well I am sure when someone has died as a result of this via hiding the condition or a GP getting him or herself stabbed by someone that is capable of that sort of thing then everyone, including the GP's, will finally learn. A shame that in the UK that is what it takes.

It is like a mirror image of America and its gun culture? The ones wanting the guns fail to realise that there is something very wrong, very, VERY WRONG! It is the only country in the world that has this problem, that is not down to some bonkers fanatical outfit that seems to think that their all powerful God cannot go around killing people for himself that piss him off that much, that has this problem. Has it a lot! It seems to have become monthly now and almost bi-weekly at times. But something is very wrong in America right now and its attitudes both at home and abroad have become completely cut off from both it's people and reality.

Now we do not have a gun problem but we do seem to have a knife problem but its nowhere near as frequent as America's shootings. However I think if looked into the GP problem I have spent many years, yes Manish not a couple of meetings with you I am afraid (people REALLY SHOULD read this blog!), trying to expose is actually a daily problem. I am not naive enough nor obsessed with self importance to believe it is not just me! Oh, no ...

The very purpose of this blog was to reach out to those that thought they were being fobbed off and lied to and show that it was highly likely that they were and added to that ... HOW TO CATCH THEM OUT!!

I have often used a very old saying in the posts of these blogs in that you can fool some of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time! I shall now do a spelling lesson ...

When enough people who have suspected things both past and present have found me then they know for sure and they simply have to prove. It is easy, after all, for the media to be ... steered away from one man but what then happens when that one man becomes hundreds? What if he then becomes thousands? Whet if he then becomes hundreds of thousands?

Now those I battled can pull up any numbers they wish from wherever they might look and think they have what is important and that they have the complete picture. Yes well remember my constant nagging to one and all about being far too presumptuous? Are we LEARNING YET?!

On and it is now Wednesday and I do not believe that anyone has answered me yet as far as the PHSO, PALS and the NHS are concerned?! 

Hmm THE POWER OF THE BLOG COPELS THEE?!

LMAO!

Anyway I thought it may be of interest to readers of what I said to Amazon?


EMAIL TO AMAZON ... 

Dear Amazon

Right now do not panic about the headline of this email as it is NOT what you think, well it IS but under different circumstances.

Now I recently placed an order for the above item which your delivery people royally screwed up twice in a row, leading me to absolutely scorn the living daylights out of you! I am still not happy with what happened and have been ordering products needed elsewhere except for ones I do not mind waiting for!

Now please take note of what I have said because its going to get a little confusing!

You sent out TWO products and the first one you stated was registering as being within the vicinity of my house due to some ...geo-tagging you claimed you used?!

Now I am going to assume that you do ... and I am then going to state that provided this was not some sort of bluff to check if I was being honest I can actually now tell you what happened!!

Now I have both a blog and a YouTube account where I attract many, many visitors and am currently posting up a series of 'How To' videos and one on building a PC. In the videos, when they get posted, you will note that I have not one Crucial SSD but TWO!!

After I last emailed you and scorned you quite badly for being incompetent I had a knock at my door later that night. There stood a man in his late fifities I did not know holding an Amazon package in his hand! I had only just been told that a delivery attempt was made and that I was not in, by you and not true I assure you. Therefore it could not have been the SSD you were trying to deliver that day, a Sunday. On top of this was the only other outstanding order for the Kingston Hyper Beast RAM which was being delivered by Royal Mail and as it was Sunday I knew it was not that.

The chap said that it had been THROWN OVER HIS FENCE INTO HIS BACK GARDEN!!! He went on to state that I was lucky the dogs did not chew it up as he owned two dogs!

Now I was going to buy a second SSD in a couple of months time and I thought, well hell when I have all the bits I will plug it in and provided it has not been damaged from being tossed over a fence I will alert you when I know and sort out paying for it. Though this would not have been very wise with an tch thats been tossed about.

However quite unfortunately for you, the SSD was damaged and my new PC only registers one drive in the computer!

So I am going to send this one back to you, once I work out which of the two identical drives it is and managed to remove it. Hopefully this will not be too long and at some point in the next ten days when I acquire more parts and take everything apart again I will send it back to you.

As for your delivery drivers, the best said about that ... THE BETTER! I am sure you will agree!! God only knows where you get the idiots from!!

Now I have another issue to speak to you about and have just emailed someone regarding it. It is to do with ordering something for express delivery and then realising that the cost of way over £8.00 postage is ridiculous for a wire splitter that costs two or three pounds!

I cancelled it successfully but when I reordered it WITHOUT the postage your website told me it was a duplicate order?!

One Akasa fan splitter lead at £2.80 odd and no postage, please! To charge £8.00 for something that weighs a few grams is utterly ridiculous and I do wish you would sort yourselves out as with each week it is becoming more and more messy and more of a headache to order anything from you.

I could have reserved and collected from Maplin tomorrow for £3.00!

I have reserved and collected a Corsair Vengeance K70 keyboard form PC World because of what happened with your orders and this postage rubbish. I still need a Blu-Ray writer and a Logitech G602 Mouse among other things but not when its going to be stressful I am not.

Not with a company that is owned by rich Americans that fail to see that refusal to pay corporation tax has been hurting the very people they make their cash out of, which includes none other than disabled people too.

So why I am even BOTHERING to inform you of these things and help you I simply do not know. I did not have to tell you about the SSD drive, you might do well to remember that!

Yours

Martin Haswell BSc

Saturday, 10 May 2014

HERE COME THE YANKS .. AGAIN

Funny, eh?

A bloody age after the Biff American companies get lambasted and called evil in a parliamentary committee and it streets all over again as well as anew!

Now let us get this very clear...

No sooner an I reading and hearing that an American company wants to buy out yet another British company that it also occurs that a problem everyone thought was over is carrying on regardless?!

Do British politicians pull their pants to the floor and bend over for money?!

Amazon have yet again been lambasted by Margaret Hodge because last year their UK branch made £4 Billion in sales and yet they only paid £10 Million in taxes?!

It is now to the point that the American companies are taking the piss and walking around us like they have some God damn right to do so?!

I mean was this not sorted out with the parliamentary committee? Bloody ages ago?! So how come this had stated yo all over again? Also how is it that the tabloid The Daily Star only give the Amazon tax subject a 1 inch by 6 inch column several pages in?!

Why is that that the British government can use the NHS to screw patients so that the DWP using Atos and Local Councils along with concessionary travel and other bodies can also screw the poor, sick, jobless and disabled and yet they don't have the fecking balls to handle a few greedy, selfish, American fraudsters?

Just because the stupid British have made laws so confusing and convoluted does not mean fraud is not fraud!

In fact it's what shows this to be a complete piss take of Britain and the British people. The fact that this happened in the first place is bad enough but the fact it's still going on beggars belief!!

What with this and the fact that there are hypocrites that have been selling Halal meat to unsuspecting members of the public is just ridiculous! Horse meat was bad enough but this?! This is disgusting!

It's times like this you end up getting dizzy as on a very sorry space of time your hit from all sides by several things?!

And where we're the governing bodies, food standards authorities and bloody ombudsman while all this was feeding going on?

Is there absolutely anyone who gets paid by the taxpayer who actually feels they need to pull their thumbs out of their fecking arses for their salaries?! Or is the public's hard earned taxes not enough so they take back handers and freebies to look away?!

To think I have dreamed all my life of us contacting intelligent life out there in the universe? Week I think if they ever receive a signal and do themselves a favour?! Because all they will find is a planet with segments of people hell bent on killing anything different, wanting to continue keeping women from any rights and OK to stone to death, lying and mass manipulation of the populace is perfectly OK as it's just business as is going to war of their is money to be made?!

Well at least I know why no one had ever replied as I have wondered about that for a long time? Because no self respecting intelligent being would be stupid enough to contact a bunch of two faced money grabbing, power hungry amoral twats like those I listed.

Well if your reading this please do not consider me as belonging to any of the above!

LMAO!

'Hard-nosed' approach to Pfizer deal http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27356984

Saturday, 5 October 2013

US VERSION OF PERCENTAGES

Well here is another example of Google's inability to do simple maths and it has nothing to do with visitor numbers going backwards either!

$3.5 Billion in sales in the UK alone and the tax paid on that is $3.5 Million. Oddly by my calculations it should be closer to $1 Billion. Do not know what time period it is but that is just one company!

Of course it would be interesting to see the figures of others like Amazon, Apple, Starbucks and anyone else American owned! Hmm no make that all foreign owned large corporations!

EDIT: oops it was 12 million they paid, perils of going from one app to another on an iPhone! Lol!

http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/384472/google-paid-12m-in-tax-on-uk-sales-of-3-5-billion?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews

Sunday, 16 June 2013

MISSING POINT TO TAKE A VIEW

Right now Mr Cameron it is more than just sorting out this corporation tax and I am not referring to any back pay either.

Point I want to make here us not only was my disability wrongfully taken away but u was also made to pay back £750, also wrongly, and then attached robbed and defrauded out if £4000.

Tax avoidance had been fat more rife and for far fast higher amounts of money than I could have every have imagined.

So there is something dreadfully wrong with the system. When I say this I mean at its very rotten core.

For there must be something or a just of things that have been giving out very bad messages that made so many people and companies want to go to such lengths to avoid such large amounts of tax. Yes I would likely agree with many things and stating with the councils and then I could lecture about false economies that could last for days.

Or they are just lying evil bastards that should not hold the positions they do?! Lol.

Or it is this shareholders that but into companies out of pure greed, oh cannot help but dig at Dragons Den, lol, I know.

System that is messed up does not inspire, instil confidence not do anything else helpful. Indeed quite the opposite.

Then there is this issue that when a company gets too big, you know like too big to fail big, there always is a series of realisations and that is they get away with murder and able to cover themselves. There is also an earlier point when they changed from being enthusiastic visionaries to evil madmen hell bent in dominating the world and controlling everything their native loyal customers and followers do and even THINK.

By this time they have also become large enough to be a headache to governments too. Unfortunately it seems that just about every single company, including those I never would have thought would do it, do the exact same thing when they become big.

Monday, 10 June 2013

THIS IS JUST PURE GRAVY

Well I'll be a monkeys uncle!

This is just pure gravy to me it really is, lol.

My favourite pet hate and that oldest of sayings, made in heaven sold on Earth!

Also you pay no tax either how cool is that?! Lol, you just could not make it up!! Well Thames Water do not at any rate, lol.

My, my all this must be infuriating for those that are rivals or just in the same industry?! I would be frothing at the mouth with stream coming from every orifice if I was them?!

Lol.

Day after day one reveal after another, the MUST be going through large crates of Horlicks down at the as House of Commons mixed with done Temazepam?!

Lmao.

Saturday, 8 June 2013

WHO'S THAT FIRM?

All I will ask is this...

Do ANY if the larger firms along with owners as well as rich and famous party any fecking tax at all?!

The UK is quite simply becoming a global laughing stock by now surely?!

So much for making all that money from selling if the air space for both 3G and now 4G and that was obviously a load of bull...

Yes OK I got carried away and went on longer than I initially stated, can you blame me?!

And WHERE were that Ombudsmen as useless and toothless as much as the test if them and again soaking up the public's taxes like a big...sucky....sponge!!

Man alive!!