NOT AN IPHONE

Well here you go the world's first smartphone and not an Apple logo in sight!

Twenty years?! Fancy that?! Who would have thought the first smartphone came about twenty years ago?! 

Madness!

Even I would have gotten that one wrong!

World's first 'smartphone' turns 20 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28802053

iSHEEP FEWER IN NUMBERS

The real reason that Apple are taking Samsung to court with no foundations whatsoever.

This is the fact that Apple shades dropped because of a fall in sales?!

So you can pay way, WAY over the top for something bland and inferior product. Except now I think people are seeing it abs I think Apple saw this coming.

So instead of coming up with something better they would target polish a turd and tell you its diamonds and try to destroy its rivals to force you to buy theirs.

Never occurred to them that they might buy Sony Android phones, which they ARE, or LG who do a great model in the G2? I wonder if it occurred to them that their iSheep might now think that while all other phones are becoming dirt cheap, Moto G and Nexus, that their Apples will stay high now do that the customers pay for the legal fees that got them nowhere?

No I bet that never occurred to them?

Just one big giant Monopoly board game if all it is to them and pretend cash, lol.

Apple shares fall after muted iPhone sales - http://pulse.me/s/LeG23

MY PHONES BETTER THAN YOURS

Not my words, Lol.

I saw this and simply had to pay it, Lol.

According to the Daily Mail's report a survey was done to test the intelligence of period using certain phone operating systems, it seems if your an Android user your a bloody dunce, same applied to Windows phones.

But if your an iPhone user your super smart, which you have to be of course because your phone is a dunce, Lol.

Now it due turn out that the Daily Mail is a Tory newspaper and the Tories do not seen that bright to me in sour of their famed educations. So I suppose it stands to reason the those associated with newspapers that are in favour if then that this would reflect on them too?!

Now I wonder what the most commonly used phone at The Daily Mail would turn out to be?! Lol.

I would not like to see their comments pages, if I were then I might get the soapy water ready for my eyeballs?

Added to this now can people using iPhones be smarter? They are for simpletons and added to this I just posted an article about Goggle's Moto G phone costing one eighth the price of a single iPhone, proving Apple take the absolute piss while giving you very little extra for this 800 quid or more phone over the last one.

So to me people that upgrade every single iPhone are simply bunkers and very naive. How can it be classed as intelligent to firm out a load of cash just so you can show off your new fashion accessory?

That is stupid. But in all honesty even if the iPhones were a third of the price this report would still be stupid. What Igor dues a survey like that?! What a pointless and stood exercise because there simply is no answer. I just like to make a point by poking fun at iPhones for all the things I do not like about them. Android annoys me too but not nearly as much as iOS. Windows Phone I have hardy used but it duress about me and I am out off buying one. Because there are stupid restrictions on Windows that is so typically narrow minded of Microsoft on my mates Nokia phone. Oh and he often looks for apps I have shown him on both Android and iOS and they are never there. Not even the Opera Browser in any form!

The truth is you cannot say what someone is like based on their phones and is typical of people that think they are of a higher calling than your average Joe. I have an iPhone 4S and it got used for awhile and now I admit be bothered. I could hack it to turn it into a proper phone to replace my thoroughly annoying Motorola Atrix which is faulty. But I simply do not like the iOS enough to even bother.

The OS is just basically an app tray and a boring one at that. There are no widgets bit desktop screen at all. Before any fanboys even think about saying anything, sorry but if it was so great why do the Apple Computer desktop screens not look exactly the same?! Beaches people using them would probably go to Windows.

Now it's no secret that I do not like, correction I hate, the new Metro look of Windows 8. No option for a proper Start Button and waste of screen space with those big tiles. In effect they are all very bland looking widgets. But at least the Windows desktop and Windows Phone do look similar?

To be honest I for one have been stunned at the pidgeon steps that Apple have taken for their forward motion in recent times. I fully suspected that many would migrate over to Android as that does at least get better, minus the odd balls up.

So quite how this report states that iPhone users are smarter than others I am at a loss to understand. Provoking a fight or acting on a cash incentive?!

Oh I forgot about BlackBerry! A favourite of businessman (bankers? Of dear!) and journalists (oh crap?!) Rico dues tend to make me think it had not faired to well? Lol!

iPhone users smartest, Test of Wits says. BlackBerry? Sorry - http://pulse.me/s/JQBtK

ROTTEN TO THE CORE

Touch Screen and Audio Jack infrigements?!

Have these American judges slept in a cave for ten years?!

Let us get this clear from the outset...there is NOTHING about the iPhone that they invented and half the phone at least,  memory, is made by Samsung!

Touch Screen?  No
Operating System? No
Mobile Phone? No
Portable Music Device? No
Portable Media Device? No
Voice Recognition? No
WIMP Graphical User Interface? NO AND THEY COPIED RANK XEROX BUT THEY ARE NOT THROWING TOYS OUT THEIR PRAMS!!!!

You would have the best devices in the world if you had not spent all your time and money destroying everyone else over something you copied off others anyway that was a full gone conclusion for fecking years a dozen companies would end up making!

What with you, Intel and the NSA you American firms are really pushing other countries around purely because you want sole control of a popular area?!

Go and ask Sony how that has worked out for them?! Nitwits!

Is it me or are all the major names run by incompetent morons or just have incompetent blood sucking lawyers advising them?!

This will not end well continuing on this path believe me, lol.

Apple victory in Samsung patent case http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23643700

SURFACE TENSIONS

So how can one price drop stop much to another?

Also how on the world did Microsoft think that it would sell for those ridiculous prices?

I always knew that they were too cocky and over confident not forgetting greedy and receiving cash elsewhere for spying no doubt?! Lol.

In tech stores I walk straight past these, I do not look at the prices or the tech. Because I never liked the look of them in all honesty... Ooh wait I do remember looking at the price of one in my local PC World and busy out laughing and said out loud while still laughing 'you have GOT TO BE JOKING. I can buy a much better product for half that. I just assumed it was a top of the range one, lol.

Blackberry have also not dropped the price of their Z10 phone by $150 in four months on contract?!

Big drops like that are worrying. I had hoped for Blackberry surviving as I am disillusioned by Google and Android.

All are all over-charging for the extra memory and ours downright criminal, lol. Oddly this double out treble charging for hardware seems to have been given the term 'Premium'.

Funny, I thought it was called blatant rip off and the only reason that they do not provide an SD CARD READER, which costs pennies, because they cannot rip you off by $100 to $200 for the $30 memory, lol.

Even funnier is all the naive people, being polite here, ego would queue up at midnight to get one, lol.

Now that is extremely sad.