TO STIFF AND LET DIE

Zombies.

Sometimes they can be the bane of my life, they truly can. One minute they are busily gnawing away on their latest snack. The next minute they are performing super.... dead human feats and their arms reach length somehow acquires a couple of feet?!

Best of all they are excellent in and around water where mite then five feet deep and your deaf if you fall in our attempt to swim!

Still I wanted to give them another chance.

Right now I am trying not to move a muscle. It is all I have allowed myself to fill is reach over and turn on my Advent Tablet PC from PC World that now runs out of juice while plugged in and had to be returned fur the second time now. The other two of the three I picked up from the store have each been back twice already. Hmm think at least one of them been back three times?

So that's what you get from only one of two big name chain electrical goods retailers that have been flogging is second hand and refurbished/faulty goods as new since the late 90's than even The Guardian Newspaper reported on but none of the governing bodies, ombudsman nor government did anything about nor did they earn the public... well they did not inform me. A tablet PC that totally ignores the first key on the keyboard you touch because your such an idiot you cannot even get the first letter in the word your after correct.

Yup on my tablet but no zombies. Yet I did state that I have not allowed myself to move? Ahh well...

I was downstairs on my desktop computer and for the first time in months I decided to play the extremely awful game Dead Island Riptide. This time I started from the beginning because all my previous attempts were useless on my saved game progress. The adversary that constantly defeated me previously was... water. No not zombies and as tough as they are in this game as well as miraculously come back to... umm death after you have removed their noggins. Nor is it wild animals and not the guns possessed by other players in this cooperative game. Not its water because your location is of course by a beach on an island that has rivers and you cannot swim.

Yoiy! Sorry close calm there... but not bloody zombies!

I was supposed to find a boat then an engine for the biggest because of course for some bloody reason all boats are separated from their outboard engines. Or as I like you call it 'Naive Dummies Have A Wild Stab At Game Design'. Well after seeing the rubbish Google turned Android into, well why not?

Crashed the last boat on some rocks in deep water ski you could not reach it. Funny now reviewers managed to discover this major flaw. So I started anew.

Suddenly in the game I find myself accompanied by another player! This was one thing I had longed to do but never got around to, however I had reservations about this. Reservations I can now explain.
After relieving the island of a couple of zombies I was keen to get back to that damn boat. Also I had to get a guy some petrol before he would sell me a handgun he has feck all bullets for. So I jumped in the pick up truck to drive to my intended destination. You really do not wanna walk, the zombies are incredibly fast, impervious to a dozen whacks from a machete or baseball bat and did I mention return to... death? Oh yeah and then there are the exploding ones! I waited in the drivers seat for the other player to get in with me. After doing some concentric circles the dummy decided to get in the car. Yes dummy. The world is full of liars, cheats and fraudsters taught you be this way by governments. Well they are in the UK and many think they are the brains of Britain when they are so not. Some a lot closer to home than you might think too. Harsh to call him dummy? Well I drove around two bends, killed 3 zombies with my car and then hit the brakes. I got out you relieve the bodies of money and useful items such as batteries when I suddenly heard a car engine. I turned to see my car heading off down the road leaving me deserted with dozens of zombies and no gun!! Yes fecking dummy and a perfect example of why I hold reservations towards cooperative game, a word that this particular fecking dummy obviously had no idea of what 'cooperative' means our did not bother reading the box!

Anyway after the idiot seem to abandon the vehicle and then vanish I ventured off to do as I had intended and found another vehicle after getting killed a dozen times, of which costs you in game cash. Suddenly I found myself being accompanied by what appeared to be a female gamer. Now she was fast note like it and had a cute brain. She was organised and did not stay far away and we backed each other up. I even laughed when we were separated and I did not remember where the damn boat engine can be found and saw this girl coming round a corner struggling with the biggest engine in her arms with her legs bowed as she walked.

Now that was the experience I had hoped for and the only thing now I needed to get the game to do, as you would think it obvious, is be able to speak to each other via headsets and their microphones? Well I had one but the bloody sound was still coming through the speakers on either side of my living room!

Annoyingly as I was separately running around to clear this part I had previously been stuck on I started to feel nauseous. It had turned out that 8am this morning I awoke after only getting to sleep after 4am and then had mute abdominal pain with some of the other unpleasant symptoms I had previously. After a few hours these had died down around thirty minutes after 150mg of Tramadol. I had been OK for the rest of the day but for the umpteenth time in what must be nine weeks I decided against leaving the house.

So here I was with this nausea and I kept grabbing the back of my neck and stretching it to one side. In fact this grabbing of my neck had become habit of late without me noticing until I had woken in bed now the morning realising that in my deep slumber I had held my hand against the vertebrae in the back of my neck and really leaned my head to one side so that my hand put a lot of pressure on the vertebrae. I had discovered this brought about a weird feeling I can only describe as mild euphoria? In fact once I raised what was going on I started doing it in my waking hours at times and thought of twitchers used on horses lips to make them feel dozey, despite the act long like a medievil form of torture.

I had done this several times and was in the boat swinging my hammer at the part zombies, part barnacle and part fish when suddenly I felt really sick and had to pause the game and run upstairs, leaving this poor girl to fend for herself! Sorry! Could not help it. Honest!

So back to the start and I was not allowing myself to move a muscle because I feared if I did I would go into about of vomiting that the '111' health help number heard me do and sent out an emergency response respectable bespectacled... oh the chaps in the cars, whatever they were called.

My word, how everything and everyone seems to be screwed up despite skill these people and organisations being paid for things to bit get screwed up?! Lol.

I sometimes think that if will take things being screwed you so badly that everyone can see before enough people realise they have been class dopes and contributed to everything being fecked up?

Would the sacrifices then come to reverse the feck up they caused? Or would they merely just leap into the drivers seat the moment you have it and desert you in the middle of a battle while they hurtle off in your car?

I myself play my games by the same choices I would make in life.

Had I caught up the the car thief I would have given him a damn good kicking with some choice words to boot.

*Sigh* I truly despair at times whether accompanied with fear or just eyebrow raising bemusement.

As for this bloody latest health condition? I keep thinking that I need to note sick to a diet...

However....

I am already supposed to stick to four out five of them.

With both Crohn's Disease and Ulcerative Colitis being on the list of possibilities I can tell you from experience that all the things that know-it-alls line you tell you you eat, by quoting what they think is the obvious, many of these are on the definitely no-no-no list  which can and does include surprising things like FIBRE, ONIONS, SKINS OF VEGETABLES, LACTOSE, DAIRY, HIGH PROTEIN MEAT, YOUNG CHEESES, BEANS, SEEDS, STRAWBERRIES, TOMATOES AND MANY OTHERS!!

To put it simply if your bit both a dietician and a specialist consultant or Doctor don't give out advice. Oddly enough it's these types of people who'll get annoyed with me and yet I would never hand out the advice to someone they are willing to do!

In fact this is what they get annoyed about I think is sometimes for being dicks but then want to blame me for looking like dicks and take it out on me, lol.

Yes that attitude bow adopted so readily by alcoholics and drug addicts in that they are victims so they are not bound by the same punishments, read ANY, and so go out and steal to fuel their addictions or even massage their own egos when really they are just stupid and pathetic, pretty thieves.

Ahem. Lol.

THROUGH WOODS AND CLOUDS

Always a sucker for petitions for animals, well provided they are not misguided even by scientists that get it wrong, but cruelty is cruelty.

I run this blog which is in essence a cruelty blog at the end of the day. Forget the political rubbish, political leanings of which I have none and other things it is about cruelty. Cruelty to people who are not deserving of it and as such cruelty to animals will always get a post.

If someone does anything that has a knock on effect whether intended or otherwise that had a detrimental effect be this physically, mentally or both this is cruelty. If you initially did this with a level of plausible deniability then that is dead and buried once people have pointed this out.

In fact it is this pointing out that catches out the ones that think themselves smarter than others. The punishment will be more so to, it is unavoidable. Inevitable even. That is the beauty of it if such a thing could be attributed to what I do.

Cruelty is cruelty at the end of the day and failing to deal with it and ignoring it while someone, or several even, works tirelessly to chip away and make it obvious that this has been raised directly and warning them that this is being raised publicly shows without doubt the level of contempt for any life outside their own greedy Topsy-Turvy world.

The longer this proceeds the worse it gets for those that are guilty. In the end it will occur to those that are guilty of the worse crimes, cruelty and contempt that it would become obvious when it's too late that our would have been far easier on them both punishment wise and financially had they done something sooner.

How this turns out for each is not something I design. Nor do I am for this. This blame for the ultimate conclusion must simply fall upon themselves for what had occurred. Regardless of what this amounts to.

I simply tell the stories

I simply give my opinion on news stories

I make my predictions

I provide my evidence

After this circle of events which continue on for as long as it takes the truth and the reasons for the actions, inactions and contempt become plainly obvious for all to see.

Opening their gates, mouth, in the world stage starting that they are the opposite to what I claim of also of their own doing. Being labeled or accused by reporters as liars more and more as this time goes on is an example of the self infliction that will inevitably come over the next 18 months.

I cannot emphasise things enough on so many occasions throughout the life of this blog. Sometimes I get tired of this.

At the end of the day out all rather depends on whether or not a large enough section of the public are humane and not immoral. Not those that like to condemn things after the event because they have a camera rolling nearby or a microphone in their faces.

At the end of the day it all comes down to actions and not words. I know that at some point I will be contested regarding this. Likely a very big name will ask or want to talk about how they got involved in the areas I covered and how slowly the public became involved compared to someone offering free pornography or half price iPhones or iPads!

Those that think that people on benefits for into the category of a section of society that bright the country down. To which I would urge they do the maths and have a constructive argument. Well if they did the math they would realise there is no argument.

I bought the new Pink Floyd album called The Endless River. I thought it would be crap and it's the best album since 79's The Wall. Over ninety percent think the same but on Amazon there were some peculiar reviews. People really panned the album without reason. I wrote a glowing review and stated I don't understand the tiny minority that hate it. One guy said I was ... pretentious?! His review just literally said ...

It's crap, don't bother and buy The Division Bell.

It should have been left on the cutting room floor.

That was the base if their arguments. I had no idea what they expected from it from geniuses in their seventies?!

I never thought it would be as good as The Division Bell let alone be far better.

Best left on the cutting room floor!

Was another remark. Despite all the rest of the crap that gets released? They are not alone in doing this and Radiohead have done this and starred they are doing this right now!

They completely mid the point that they are giving a review to inform others. Completely missed the point that they look utterly stupid for buying an album without hearing it first. Despite being a huge Pink Floyd fan for thirty five years and at Earls Court in 1994 I did indeed listen to it first.

They then complained they were no lyrics?! What the feck? Have they even listened to stuff like Echoes? Or Shine On You Crazy Diamond?

Mike Oldfield had no problem with this not did Moby or Jean Michel Jarre.

I got into an argument that for into name calling because I pointed out their mistakes, though to be fair one commenter stated I did make valid points in the parts that were ineligible no thanks to Google's Android OS that had been turned into utter junk for the last half dozen versions they don't seem to care about.

I have no problem stripping flesh from big names. I did think I would say that about Pink Floyd. Instead they got praise. A lot of praise and not that they needed it as the four big stores of WH Smith, Tesco, Sainsburys and Morrison's were all sold out in a 24 got period.

That latter point is something else missed by those that did not like it.

In fact they missed the point that I was telling them they missed something and was... educating them. Idea being that they would listen again and realise they were missing out on so much and actually enjoy it so did not waste their money?

But no.

Therefore I use the phrase 'You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him drink' a lot throughout this blog. That incident on Amazon is exactly why I do and why I knew when I started all of this that it would take a long time of banging heads against the proverbial wall.

I also get moaned about because of my level of intelligence in my personal life. I'm used to it and it has gone on for years and fun is made of me behind my back, even about this blog. Yet these people that are less intelligent than I, which is why they make fun, do not get this from me. I don't make fun of people being naive and stupid. I could. I could ream of jokes and funny comments to get laughs on here but that ignore the point and I won't stoop to low levels many others have no problem in exploring.

What did that say about people?

Many, many years ago we had a friend come to work with me and my father. We were involved with animals and are experts in many fields to do with them. We were wholesalers supplying pet stores.

Working in a cellar with several drivers we heard someone shout out "How much oxygen so these Rats need?!" Several people turned around to see this guy holding an oxygen gun into a plastic bag used for fish. The Rats were food for snakes. They were frozen. Stunned, confused silence filled the cellar before I broke it with "None. They are dead, mate!" to which laughter then broke out.

I am sure he made the mistake or if first day nerves and realise later.

My point is he became a friend I had for many years. He always and for help and advice and would do anything for me. My Dad liked him too but he turned to me when I was about to visit him one night and asked why I was mates with him because we were on far different levels of intelligence. I said it is because he was a nice guy and has a heart. Plus he was damn funny. That was long before I attended college to get into university to get my degree.

Now I hope that like anecdote teaches one again not to his things against others unless they are fully deserving of it?!

So to bring attention to the fact that 'they' seen to be wriggling out of prosecuting some of these people here is the link to the petition.

https://www.change.org/p/edward-timpson-mp-reverse-the-decision-by-the-cps-to-not-prosecute-5-individuals-including-derek-lesley-turner-and-derek-william-turner-owners-and-operators-of-the-red-lion-abittoir-in-nantwich-for-their-part-in-the-cruelty-to-the-horses-and-other-an?utm_campaign=responsive_friend_inviter_chat&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=share_petition&recruiter=38682520