THE MISTAKEN OFFICE

Funny that story linked below.

I had to laugh about a couple of aspects of it.

On the hottest day if the year and I was overdressed with a t-shirt on and the Met Office had issued an amber alert for snow.

For the last couple of years they have been getting it wrong fat more often than they got it right, despite the cost of a new computing system at £55 Million, give it take a million or two.

What's funny about it is that it took forecasting heavy snow on what turned out to be the hottest day of the year for anyone to take notice!

"A technical error" is what they said was wrong.

Had this technical error been going on for a couple of years then?!

I was quite surprised at how wrong they got it this time though.

Lost track of the heat waves and icy blasts of snow that have not occurred in previous summers and winters. Now we have a heatwave that seems to have showing you without warning?

Oh, wait? They did warn us ... ABOUT SNOW! LOL!

Been hearing about those terrible fires in Canada. Really scary sounding that and I feel fit all those that have list their homes.

I notice there have been a lot of large fires the last few years across North America and now Canada, not forgetting Australia.

It suddenly occurred to me that these fires that have occurred on such a vast scale have to have an effect on global temperatures? Funny how no climate scientists have mentioned this or factored it into their equations.

These are just the fires in three countries that I can think of, off the top of my head. How many others have there been?

They want to preach to us regarding global warming or climate change and the can't get the weather anywhere near close to being right within 24 hours of it occurring!

Lol!

Thought being fed?

Met Office 'mistakenly' issues snow warning - on hottest day - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36218480

FOR THE LOVE OF ... FIDDLING ABOUT

The Police fiddled crime figures?!

Are you for real?? REALLY??

I have several recordings on here of them constantly lying. I have letters of them being utterly useless and pathetic and I have them being incompetent, thick and stupid. They have even been reported for covering up over Hillsborough as will as Plebgate?!

God only knows what happened with Mark Duggan. I was in favour of your actions when he had a gun as were many people. But now he did not have one? So exactly how is it no one got DONE?! Do not really get that bit, there was lying over someone's death and that is not on. Had I done that I would be locked up, do not pass GO!! I need to look at that one again as I got confused, lol.

They fiddled?? YAH THINK!!

Jesus Christ, around here the sirens have been going off and by, or past, me so often I thought there were several happy hours on coffee and doughnuts each day and it has been like that for three years now!! Old Ken been dead two years now and we were talking about the daily sirens for about a year prior to his passing.

THE SAME OLD BULLSHIT FROM THE SAME OLD SOURCES.

This reminds me, when are the TV News media groups going to stop being two faced. One minute they have a go at someone for lying and the next minute they are interviewing them and looking all interested in their bullshit.

Here is a top tip that I would employ, if they LIE to you them openly ban them from being interviewed!

Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe: Met crime figures were fiddled - http://pulse.me/s/Ja6Sw

WEATHER MEN SAY

Well I'm finally out on the bike now the gears are done? Only they were not and I had to stop several times and get it my new multi tool!

They are near as damn it but what should take me half an hour had taken twice as long.

Well the Met Office website and their app said that in my exact location out would stop raining from around 11am to midday and not rain again for 48 hours? Cool.

So here I am in a Bird Hide at 13:07 and I have just dried out while watching out rain upon a lake?!

Never before had there been a year where they have got it so utterly wrong so consistently. In fact I have to wonder if still the money, equipment and rest if the budget had gone on office parties?!

Larger and larger while ever more powerful computers have been built to predict the weather but while I have stated in the past you cannot get this right 100% if the time I would have been happy with 50% of the time!

I have been caught out do many times this year in so many ways I have lost count. Do they just say something that us normally appropriate for time of year?! Lol. Steve days you might s will just look out the window in the morning!

I could hazard a guess that if I out that to them they would harp on about global warming, sorry climate change but I would say well that is bloody old news and besides that the software us supposed to PREDICT the weather that is why they cost millions of pounds to build!!

Oh and it is now 13:13 and the rain if now getting heavier!

Thank heavens for these dozen our do bird hides scattered about as I am over 5 miles from home. Still even thigh I'm in my bike other so called wildlife enthusiasts are if the fair weathered, not fair feathered, variety so I do not have to listen to stupid terms like 'common' our 'plastic', lol. So it will be quiet and maybe, just maybe I will capture one or two things on photo or film I have not done before hand?

Fingers crossed getting wet will be worth it? Haha. Still I don't care really just get worried about this dodgy phone and camera getting wet as I do not know what I would do without them right now. I one I would have to rely on them for a period of time. Only at first I thought it would be 6 months for one and a year for the other. One had been replaced for something a bit better while the other on dodgy ground. I then thought I would have to make do with the phone for another 6 months and the new camera 6 months. I am at that stage right now and no signs of the upgrades I so desperately need.

Maybe another 6 months? Lmao!

Oops front facing camera, ooh well I'll leave it there, lol.

WHAT ITS HOT SUMMER SUN OR NOT

Bemused I am at this one.

Now saying that we will have a series of red hot summers mere weeks after saying we would have ten years of wet cold ones?!

I cannot think of a time that the weather pretor have not only been so horribly wrong, Michael Fish not withstanding, but also contradicted themselves so many times. Backtracking you might say.

It its utter nonsense and they need to just bloody well stop it!

I have no idea what is going on here and it may not seem like much to Joe Public but I am sure that farmers and those in shipping as well as trawler fishing, among others, might have something to say about the errors?!

First it was crap and going to start crap. Then I hears that in May to July was going to be a heatwave. That did not arrive do it read back to not only being crap but crap for ten years. Well cold and wet that is. A free weeks after this and I earned people that said it was going to be crap, that if the jetstream settings back at anytime out could be red hot at anytime. I wish I had kept my mouth SHUT as now its a killer roasting that is relentless and driving everyone to distraction and now they say we have s series of Summers now going to be hot  stuffy and therefore crappy.

That's a right load of crap.

WHEN TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION

You really cannot make done things up!