THE PERILS OF PUBLIC SERVICES

I have several major problems.

First I have an identification problem thanks to a pubic service likes to move the goal posts without warning and then impose fines .. despite the fact that the current document states that it is valid until 2039. Now it is not .. only I have not been told. Marvellous.

I could just renew my passport but .. well we all know how infamously slow they are.

My second problem is one of illness.

My third problem is one of money coming in .. which was unfairly stopped by yet another public service.

Well done .. you have all managed to not only take cash away you should not but have also cost me money .. well fucking done. So much for supporting people who want to work and especially those that make sacrifices to help others.

Those 'others' happen to be children, four though technically five.

A family that, you guessed it, the public services have not been helping .. yet again.

However what I wanted to talk about on this occasion is something that occurred today concerning a nursery. A nursery that seems to let children play with real and very old mobile phones! Complete with batteries.

Think that is bad enough?

Today I was looked at as this young three year old walked in with a candle glued to an optical disc .. one of those flat candles, possibly called 'tea candles'.

I turned to one of the two young women and stated that I simply could not believe that they taught a three year old how to make something that is dangerous! They agreed.

About ten minutes or so later I was sitting on a vacuum watching the fish in an aquarium, of all things, when the three other adults in the room started to leap around. I looked up wondering what they were getting so excited about when I noticed a pulsing orange glow against the wall behind the aquarium. I stood up to see a large brown envelope completely on fire.

That was inside of thirty minutes of that candle, made by all the children at the nursery, being inside the house.

I looked at the young woman I had made the remark to earlier and said .. “Umm .. what did I say not ten minutes ago?!” and she started laughing and nodding her head.

I have not been hear a month .. barely moved into my new flat and .. the incidents and stories are coming thick and fast ..

.. and I have not even explained how I was verbally and repeatedly attacked by a local Social Justice Warrior I have now nicknamed 'The Beast of Bodmin'.

Yeah was sitting in this house one night when someone I know came in. Plied me with drink and when I had started to feel like I had too much .. some others turned up I did not know.

One asked what I was doing there and I said I was here to help. They asked me with what and with a tone I had initially thought I had imagined. Then I need to lay down as I had over done it and the only place for any respite was the backyard. So I laid myself down in the corner out of sight. But then I was aware of someone in the backyard and did not know nor care who it was. I then noticed someone standing on the doorway. It was the woman who had quizzed me in an unusual tone from a little earlier.

She thought I was asleep ..

“Look .. he is here to help .. does not look like he his helping much!”

Eventually I went in and passed her in the kitchen and she made a remark about the washing up and asked why I had not done it.

I now felt like I was in the Twilight Zone and I was still slowly dying.

I then managed to get up to the toilet and I forced myself to be sick. Upon leaving the woman whose home it was saw me and asked if I was OK. Upon being told I was feeling like shit .. she told me to go and lay down in the boys bedroom, there is also a girl's bedroom.

Cutting a few other interruptions out I then ended up being really, really sick and vomiting for England. I then retreated back to the bedroom but before long this 'beast' appeared in the room with three children asking why I was lying on the floor. I told her I was recovering and she said “Well can you go and recover somewhere else, it is really important these children get to bed and your really annoying?!” I told her every single other room in the house had people in it, which were mostly abusing not just the home but the belongings in it too. She told me to go downstairs to the playroom, where an Xbox One was being abused, and that if it had anyone in it she would clear it out. She did not. I tried to talk to the boy that was abusing someone else's Xbox and he just looked at me and ignored me. I then wondered whether or not the person whose home it is had arranged an intervention because they had changed their mind abut my presence and help?

I laid there and suddenly thought “Hang on? Why am I stumbling around the house looking for somewhere to die when I have a effing Land Rover parked outside?!”

My coat containing my car key was hanging over the door to the living room where the beast from Bodmin was sitting along with several others. I slipped it off the door and headed for the door when I was asked by another kid where I was going. “Out” was all I answered.

Fifteen minutes or so after being in the back seat of my car with a blanket over me there was a knock on the door. The person whose home it is was there and asked “What you doing out here?” I said “Avoiding one of your mates who has been trying repeatedly to pick a fight with me all night” and looking shocked they asked what happened and I explained each incident. “RIGHT!”

She apparently went into the house .. entered the living room and then said “Right. Everybody HOME!”

She was furious and it turned out the woman had invited herself, let herself in .. no one liked her and was not only a lesbian but a man-hater with it.

Over the next few days it was talked about lot, others had also heard the way she spoke to me and even one of the children remarked about how she told me I was annoying.

I only wish I had known that she was not a close friend and not liked by any of the other women as I had ot resist the urge to lay into her verbally.

I was feeling a bit better and stood in the backyard again and started rolling a cigarette as I listened to each of them leave. Suddenly she stood in my line of sight just outside the kitchen doorway and .. gave me a dirty look while I .. just smirked back as if to signal to her that she was the reason that everyone was asked to leave.

I told people that I was going to ask her if she just turned on boys after they went through puberty as when I was told I was annoying she was trying to put three boys to bed .. who were then up again five minutes later. Everyone burst out laughing.

Did I mention I was still ill when this took place?

It has been one thing after another .. it really has. It still is but at least that night is over.

I have been feverish, had periods of intense sweating and others of shivering fits. All the while trying to sort out the fuck ups of several public services who all take forever to do anything while asking you to jump on order while trying in vain to successfully move into a home that has electrical wiring that has been partially fixed and had a loud bang while having this done.

Oh and someone I reported many years ago for stealing money from her own mother's account to the local council, which was not acted upon, has now been reported for doing the exact same thing by her own brother and one of her sisters. She was called in for questioning and .. nothing has been done .. yet again.

Wait until this brother and sister, who I know, realise that I am living in the area and see their reaction and then wait to see their second reaction when they realise I reported their sister for doing the exact same thing five or more years previous?!

Yeah .. this local council, Wirral, are in for a hard time of it over the next 6 months to 18 months and they are not going to like it, not one bit.

I think the “Hello Martin” I got from the social workers is some lame attempt to stay on my good side. They commented on how good the aquarium looked with its real plants thriving and I pointed out it was one of more than a dozen skills I have and mainly in science and I got a shocked look before I then finished with “Oh and my degree is in computer science” to raised eyebrows. I was tempted to say “What? Did your bosses not tell you? Because they know damn well what skill-sets I have”.

Unfortunately I have my own issues with being here .. something that is not being helped by all of these fucking idiot, sly, calculating and incompetent public services.

However .. within a week I should have a handle on that .. with a bit of luck and the proverbial fingers well and truly crossed.

I have already helped one couple who were given an eviction notice by Wirral Council and exactly what I told them was repeated word for word by a specialist solicitor.

As I explained to one friend from back in Enfield .. how is it I am so good at helping others but am totally useless at helping myself?

Maybe .. just maybe I may be able to do something to get back at them all for very deliberately hindering every single attempt I make at both progress and help while they love to tell you in the lying mainstream news media that they are genuinely trying to help.

Like .. fuck are they!

In fact since I have been here every single person I have spoken to absolutely hates Theresa May and they have asked me if I knew about the riots in Birkenhead, Liverpool and Manchester? I said that I did because I know someone who was form Oldham but lived in Birkenhead for a bit and he told me. He, I and many others noted that none of that was in the mainstream news. I explained about these riots to people in the south and that they had stated that if there had been riots like that it wud have been in the news. I explained that my response was “that shit don't wash no more and you and the mainstream media need to realise that the Internet and Social Media is a big thing now .. you cannot hide anything any more.

If you have come here long enough you would be well aware that I often state that I do not know whether or not the public do not react because they are naïve or amoral. That was an insight into large numbers of people being naïve regarding the mainstream media.

They are gradually losing that naivety and slowly catching on.

I am planing and hoping to greatly speed up that process and this is one of the fringe benefits of being here for a fair old while.

I have a couple of things in the pipeline that I honestly thought I would have set up by now but .. well .. as you can imagine and this was only just a few things that have gone on since I was here .. it is taking longer than I thought.

As bloody always.

But it would be a good idea to watch this space as always.

It should be one hell of a kick arse ride!